–Robert Downey Jr. has also joined Twitter. This is all good news.
-Do you think Robert Pattinson has a clause in his contract that he’ll only do Cronenberg movies if they include scenes of limo sex? Here he is getting it on with Julianne Moore in the trailer for Map to the Stars.
–Brandy was engaged, but now she’s not.
-Oopsie! Lindsay Lohan was reportedly spotted drinking vodka at Coachella.
–Kelly Osbourne and Paris Hilton got into a fight at Coachella as if it was still 2005 and they were both relevant.
-In other icky Coachella news, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were reportedly spotted getting cozy there.
-Is anyone else really looking forward to seeing Leonardo DiCaprio get mauled by a bear? Just me?
–Alec Baldwin, when someone like Tracy Morgan is expressing concern for your well-being, it’s time to rethink your life.
-This season’s Mad Men is continuing all those Megan Draper/Sharon Tate connections, proving that the writers are straight up trolling us now.
-Meanwhile, here’s a rundown of every Canadian that has ever appeared on the show.
–Drew Barrymore’s baby shower attracted lots of stars, including Gwyneth Paltrow, Reese Witherspoon and Cameron Diaz.
-The international trailer for Annie is out, and there are huge Cameron Diaz-sized bites all over the scenery.
-Here’s the first trailer for NBC’s remake of Rosemary’s Baby starring Zoe Saldana.
-Um, who knew that Paul Rudd was this ripped?
-I fear that the Spice Girls thing is going to follow Emma Stone around for the rest of her life.
–Amber Heard was spotted enjoying a girls night out that may or may not have been her bachelorette party.
-Did Kevin Connelly sub-tweet at Adrian Grenier and Jeremy Piven for missing the Entourage wrap party?
–Maya Rudolph‘s upcoming variety show sounds great. Andy Samberg and Kristen Bell will be on her first show.
-The woman who Laura Prepon‘s Orange Is The New Black’s character is based on is speaking up. I really like Piper Kerman‘s response at the end.
–Andrew Garfield really likes being naked and doesn’t think there’s a problem with that, ok you guys?
-Here’s a trailer for Paul Haggis’ Third Person starring Mila Kunis, Liam Neeson and James Franco.
–Childish Gambino is mad at his label and wants out of his record contract. Come back to Community!!
-Mark your calendars, ladies: Magic Mike 2 will hit theatres July 3, 2015.
–Jenny Slate‘s film Obvious Child was a big hit at Sundance this year, and the trailer proves why.
-Despite reports, CBS says “there are no discussions” with Chelsea Handler for late-night.
-I was a little unsure when Ben Affleck was cast in Gone Girl, but he’s kind of perfect as Nick in the first trailer. This might end up being one of those rare instances where the movie is better than the book.