–Sharon Stone‘s Harper’s Bazaar interview is spun gold flecked with perfection and doused in awesome. She holds nothing back, whether she’s talking about guest-starring on SVU (“I’m like, ‘This is so bad. What did I do to deserve this?'”) to her inability to find a date to the fact that she thinks her “ass looks like a bag of flapjacks.” The accompanying photo shoot proves otherwise…
-Is Britney back, (bitch)? There’s a lot of talk this week about Britney Spears‘ resurrection. This certainly is the best dancing we’ve seen in years.
–Cara Delevingne‘s greatest goal in life is to mend Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus’ friendship. Bless her.
-Meanwhile, in her Marie Claire cover story, Miley spoke about the many, many ways growing up as a Disney star messed her up. “I was made to look like someone that I wasn’t, which probably caused some body dysmorphia because I had been made pretty every day for so long, and then when I wasn’t on that show, it was like, ‘Who the fuck am I?'”
-She also talked about her budding friendship with Caitlyn Jenner.
-This Rose McGowan profile makes me want to join her official fan club and/or carve a sculpture in her honour.
-This is an interesting article on True Detective’s possible future. Despite season 2 being hated by critics and audiences, HBO isn’t exactly known for admitting defeat and they need a lot more programming then they used to feed the beast, so I wouldn’t be surprised to see a renewal. I’m guessing they’ll somehow put a leash on Nic Pizzolatto, though.
-I would like to live inside Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s honeymoon.
–Joshua Jackson amused himself on a flight last night by tweeting about the Mighty Ducks. Marry me.
–Nicolle Wallace says ABC gave her zero feedback before firing her from The View.
-I kind of love that all the Modern Family kids turn to Julie Bowen whenever they need life advice.
–Amy Schumer crashed a wedding reception in Dublin and participated in a singalong because she’s a perfect human being.
-Hollywood Reporter’s post-TCA advice for TV networks is so on point. My favourite bit: “If the show doesn’t start strong and then bloom in the next two or three [episodes], that’s pretty much it. Asking me to come back later because “the ninth episode is our best yet” is completely misunderstanding how normal people watch television.” Preach!
–Felicia Day played the nerdiest game of “F*ck, Marry, Kill” for Buzzfeed.
-Speaking of Buzzfeed quizzes, Armie Hammer and Henry Cavill’s response to “never have I ever been in handcuffs” is priceless.
-In other Buzzfeed news, they do an amazing job breaking down what it means that Beyonce wore a weave on her Vogue cover. (Spoiler alert: nothing.)
–Khloe Kardashian took a private jet to Chipotle, which is exactly what I would do in her position. #LifeGoals
-Everyone is reworking their box office predictions for the weekend after Straight Outta Compton had a HUGE Friday.
-Wait. How did this (accidentally NSFW) Mockingjay poster ever get through the approval process? Like, ever.
-ABC recruited a bunch of their stars to appear in their new Muppets promo, including Kerry Washington and Nathan Fillion.