-For three glorious hours this afternoon, I let myself believe this totally sketch rumour that Mulder and Scully might actually be shacking up in some weird fan-fic/reality collision — and it was awesome. But then David Duchovny‘s killjoy rep had to go and ruin the dream. My 1994 self is now even sulkier than usual. I want(ed) to believe!
-Speaking of sulky, Kristen Stewart continues to stay in hiding, even dropping out of her latest movie role (though reports of her skipping out on the On the Road premiere are a stretch, since she was never planning to go in the first place).
-And here comes the moment where everyone throws Kristen Stewart’s recent soundbites about not liking people who are fake back in her face.
–Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have reunited in North Carolina just in time to
squash breakup rumours celebrate his birthday.
-Are Brangelina getting married this weekend? Can’t be — I still haven’t received my invite.
–Alec Baldwin always struck me as a celebrity that you can appreciate from afar, but wouldn’t want to spend much time with. Or go to church with.
–Halle Berry may not be wearing her engagement ring, but that doesn’t mean the wedding’s off (according to her rep, at least).
-The Amy Winehouse sadness continues. Her ex, Blake Fielder-Civil, is reportedly in a coma after an overdose.
-Failed sitcom vet Matthew Perry might actually have a hit on his hands again, judging by Go On‘s preview ratings.
–Miranda Kerr posed nude for Harper’s Bazaar. That is all.
–Ryan Gosling may make a habit of saving people, but Woody Harrelson recently had to save him — from some over-zealous lady fans.
-Sweet! FX just picked up Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys‘ new series, The Americans. Here’s the first look.
–Jason Segel and Michelle Williams are still going strong and letting us bask in their adorableness.
–Chris Rock thinks YouTube has ruined standup comedy. Okaaaayyyyyy.
-Oh god. Taylor Kitsch and Aaron Paul are on the same magazine cover. I think I just ovulated.
-Meanwhile, this behind-the-scenes video of Byran Cranston and Aaron Paul at their Rolling Stone cover shoot made me very happy. I’d be even happier if someone created an animated GIF of Aaron cuddling with that lamb. Get on it, Internet!
-Also, Byran Cranston has a thing for Swamp People. “These are grown men in the South who catch fish with their hands.”
–Drake insists that Aaliyah‘s family signed off on his posthumous album plans, as if that makes it all ok.
–Anne Curry says NBC dissed her outfit choices and made her wear ridiculous shoes. Um, is NBC being run by my mother?!
-I intentionally skipped the premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, which makes me both proud and sad.
–Adam Yauch continues to prove his awesomeness with a will that stipulates that his work and image can’t be used in advertising.
-Whoa whoa whoa. Mischa Barton has a boutique?!?!
-This is what Kate Hudson looks like without makeup. Kill me now.
-These untouched photos of a Victoria’s Secret model aren’t making me feel any better.
-Here’s the trailer for Katherine Bigelow‘s hotly anticipated film Zero Dark Thirty, which tells the story of the hunt for and eventual killing of Osama Bin Laden. But will it feature a scene of Will MacAvoy getting high?
–Kim Kardashian and Kanye West star in the new VMA promo. Kim only has to look confused and ask “What???” — which you’d think would be second nature, but she can’t even pull that off convincingly.