-Once Upon A Time stars Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas just found their real-life happy ending: the expectant couple got married on Saturday.
-Speaking of weddings, Backstreet Boy Nick Carter got married to Lauren Kitt.
-In other big life changes, Mike Myers and his wife Kelly Tisdale have a new baby girl adorably named Sunday Molly.
-Despite reports, Sean Penn and Charlize Theron are not engaged. Well, not “yet” anyway.
–Jimmy Fallon reportedly narrowly escaped a bar brawl — and ended up buying everyone shots.
–Bryan Cranston, as Walter White, helped a young man ask a girl to prom and it was kinda awesome.
-Speaking of awesome, this is a great way to start the week: by watching Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart play The Newlywed Game.
-Fashion wunderkind Tavi Gevinson is going to guest-star in next week’s Parenthood.
-“Fetch” isn’t going to happen, but Lindsay Lohan is really pushing hard for “quiche.”
-This is so weird: Johnny Depp will testify in his fake ex-girlfriend’s murder case.
-Get ready to feel really old: Say Anything is 25 today.
-Oprah interviewed Pharrell Williams, and he started to cry when talking about “Happy.” He’s so damn cute!
–Lupita Nyong’o hit one million Instagram followers yesterday and posted a total charming (though squeal-y) reaction video.
–Justin Bieber was a no-show at his assault trial in Toronto today.
–Bieber wasn’t too busy to join Chance the Rapper as a surprise guest at Coachella, though.
-The best thing to come out of weekend one’s Coachella is this video of Leonardo DiCaprio dancing to MGMT’s set.
-During his Reddit AMA, James Van Der Beek picked the episode where he thought Dawson’s Creek officially jumped the shark. I would have gone with the one where his dad dies because he was eating ice cream while driving, but his pick was pretty solid too.
-Speaking of Reddit AMAs, Harrison Ford did one this weekend and was in a surprisingly good mood.
–Taylor Swift crashed a bridal shower, but at least she had enough forethought to bring a KitchenAid for a gift.
-The fact that Penn Badgley just joined Twitter probably makes me way too happy.
-I love that the new season of Orphan Black is getting such great reviews. “Season one gave us a reason to watch, season two gives us a reason to stay.”
-Speaking of TV, stupid Twitter totally spoiled the stupid twist on stupid Game of Thrones. At least these funny tweets about the big event made me slightly less rage-y.
-I couldn’t watch GoT or Mad Men because I was too busy covering the MTV Awards. The show was kind of a mess (even more so than usual). Jessica Alba pulled a John Travolta and mispronounced Zac Efron’s name, and they didn’t even get the Best Kiss category right.
-The best thing about the MTV Movie Awards was all the new movie trailers and clips it premiered. We got a cute new look at The Fault in Our Stars, new trailers for Blended and Edge Of Tomorrow, and clips from Transformers: Age Of Extinction and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The best was probably this new clip from X-Men: Days Of Future Past, though.