-My inner 19-year-old is in love with all of the press and appearances David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson have made in the past week. From their Reddit AMA (in bed!) to their New York Comic Con panel to their interview in EW’s reunion issue, I’m happily drowning in Mulder/Scully overload. The fact that Vulture referred to them as a “rumoured real-life couple” put me over the edge. I’m not even going to try to verify that, lest it be dream-crushingly false…
–Ryan Murphy has confirmed that Glee will end next season, and the reworked series finale will ‘honour’ Finn.
-Glee’s Chris Colfer just scored a massive book deal that will see him publish two more ‘Land of Stories’ novels and a picture book.
-God bless FunnyorDie’s new video called “The Internet’s Problem With TV Wives, Explained.”
–Michael Bay was attacked by two brothers on the Hong Kong set of his new movie. The director said one of the guys attacked him with an air conditioner, and that “it was like a Zombie in Brad Pitt’s movie World War Z — he lifted seven guys up and tried to bite them.” Luckily, the police arrived before the air conditioner transformed.
–Mischa Barton has opened up to People about her “full-on breakdown” in 2009.
–Robert Pattinson says that the most attractive thing about a woman is the way she smells, which is kind of ironic because the first thing anyone asks me about RPattz is if he smells bad. (For the record, I didn’t smell anything, which is probably a good thing?)
-Meanwhile, this photo is supposed to prove how buff RPattz is getting. I don’t see it.
-I liked this interview with two longtime gossip columnists. I always thought Julia Roberts knew exactly how to play the game…
-Goddamit, Jake Gyllenhaal can even make a man bun work!
-Speaking of stupid styles, the biggest trend I saw in Europe was women wearing tights or pantyhose with Nikes (always Nikes, never another brand – and always super functional ones). My eye grapes still haven’t recovered.
-Also, all over Denmark there are really creepy billboards featuring Christopher Walken as part of this bizarre fashion campaign.
–Blake Lively will play an ageless lady in The Age of Adaline.
–Macklemore prank called a Craigslist scalper about Macklemore concert tickets.
–Matthew McConaughey asked Tom Hanks for weight loss advice. Of course he did. If I had access to Tom Hanks, I’d ask his advice on EVERYTHING! “Tom, should I buy this dress?” “Tom, chunky or smooth peanut butter?”
-Remember that Vanity Fair story that Gwyneth Paltrow tried to squash? It’s so on!
–Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have taken their sexting public. Bully for us.
-In “You’re Super Old” news, Eminem turns 41 today.
-Britney Spears wants James Franco to play Christian Grey in Fifty Shades. Blech!
-It looks like Miley Cyrus will be playing a naked silver alien in Future’s new ‘Real and True’ music video.
-Here’s a photo that fans of Buffy, Game of Thrones, Sherlock and Neil Gaiman will love.
-The Bad Lip Reading guys have topped themselves with this Game of Thrones clip.
–Jessica Simpson and her fiancé are in Capri, where they’re reportedly getting ready to get hitched.
-Justin Bieber covers Metallica. Sadness ensues.
-Meanwhile, Selena Gomez cried in concert while performing a song about The Biebs.
-The trailer for Wes Anderson’s The Grand Budapest Hotel, starring Ralph Fiennes, is so very Wes Anderson-y. I mean that in the best possible way.