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–Miley Cyrus‘ camp would like you all to know that her hospitalization had to do with an allergic reaction and had nothing to do with excessive partying, mmm-kay???
–Jon Hamm washes away his Don Draper stink with this totally adorable Sesame Street clip.
-Did Katy Perry hook up with Diplo at Coachella?
–Donnie Wahlberg deserves some serious brownie points. He helped Jenny McCarthy change the news surrounding her by popping the question.
-It’s not everyday that a celebrity’s suicide attempt involves a severed penis.
-You know, if I was going to trust anyone to whip Justin Bieber into shape, it’d be The Office’s Craig Robinson so I approve of this friendship.
-I just assumed that it was the work of a bored intern, but it turns out William Shatner really has been live-tweeting CW shows. He started doing it for Supernatural because he likes building up small sci-fi shows, and then it just snowballed. This explains why he and Sam Witwer are always tweeting at each other (adorably, I should add).
–Channing Tatum may play Gambit, which would be a lot more exciting if Gambit wasn’t THE WORST.
–Amy Schumer and Josh Charles did an Aaron Sorkin spoof set in a fast food restaurant and it’s perfection. If you’re in Canada you may have to Hola/Media Hint/TunnelBear/whatever to get around the geo-blocking, but it’s totally worth it.
–Paul Walker‘s brothers will stand in for the late actor’s final scenes in Fast & Furious 7. One of them really looks like him.
-The cast of Roswell is reuniting at the ATX Television Festival and it makes me way more excited than what’s probably acceptable. If I find out that Katherine Heigl was intentionally not invited, my head might actually explode.
-This is an awesome oral history of the 8 Mile rap battles.
-“Wait, I have a cameo? I didn’t know that.” James Franco isn’t exactly up to date with what’s happening in Dawn of the Planet of the Apes.
-Save the cheerleader, save the world? Not anymore. Hayden Panettiere was NOT asked to appear NBC’s Heroes reboot. (Their loss. She was the only reason I kept watching Nashville for way longer than I should have.)
–Beyonce posted a thigh-riffic vacation photo on Instagram, possibly to make us all forget about that thigh gap crap from earlier.
-Here’s the latest trailer for Elizabeth Banks’ Walk of Shame. Does it make me a bad feminist for wanting to watch the crap out of this?
-The ridiculous Star Wars set photo analyzing can begin…now.
-EW’s examination of series finales continues. Today, it’s Dawson’s Creek, which remains one of my favourite series finales of all time even though I had stopped watching the show years before.
-Brace yourself: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s wedding is near. “It’s about high style and high fashion.”
–Dina Lohan pleaded guilty to a DUI and is looking at community service.
–Taye Diggs was spotted on a date with a model but I’m just going to go ahead and pretend that he and Idina Menzel are still together because I clearly need more time to process this.
-FX just renewed The Americans. ::happy dance::
-Speaking of The Americans, Keri Russell looks lovely in a new magazine spread.
-Given my recent propensity to devour YA books, I’m kind of shocked I haven’t read If I Stay, but the new trailer with Chloe Moretz intrigues me.
–Dax Shepard was on Ellen and he took credit for our new love of sloths.
–Anthony Mackie keeps pushing for a Wonder Woman movie and making me love him even more.
-This is weird: a clip for Fox’s X-Men: Days of Future Past will play in the closing credits of Sony’s Amazing Spider-Man 2.
-All of the X-Men: Days of Future Past trailers have been on point, but this final one pulls into the lead by upping the snark factor.