-It’s been an eventful few days for Britney Spears. Not only did she leave The X Factor (possibly before getting fired), she also reportedly ended her engagement. (She’s already returned the $90k ring, answering the age-old question “Do you have to return a ring you probably paid for yourself?”)
-In happier engagement news, Olivia Wilde is flaunting her new ring from Jason Sudeikis.
–Bradley Cooper wisely laughed off romance rumours with Jennifer Lawrence, saying “I could be her father.”
-Some glorious person made a supercut of all of the Amy Poehler/Tina Fey bits from last night’s Golden Globes.
-Meanwhile, Kristen Stewart joined Robert Pattinson for the Globes afterparties, which always produce way more interesting moments than the actual show. Kristen Wiig got down on the dance floor with Bill Murray! Sofia Vergara cozied up to Daniel Craig! Damien Lewis danced Gangnam Style! Aaron Paul tried to kidnap Luke from Modern Family!
-I’m really conflicted about Jodie Foster‘s coming out (but not really) speech from last night’s show. On one hand, it was brave and she made some valid points. On the other, does it make sense to stand on stage at the Golden Globes, reveal more about your love life than you ever have before, and then chide us all for invading your privacy? (Though maybe I just need John Mayer to explain it to me.)
-So apparently, people didn’t get that Jennifer Lawrence was quoting First Wives Club in her acceptance speech and assumed she was dissing Meryl Streep.
-And to wrap up all the Golden Globes talk, here are 35 photos that prove even celebrities look crappy in Polaroids.
-So let me get this straight: we waited six and a half years for Justin Timberlake to return with an ode to big butts?
-CTV just posted the first half of the two-hour Smash season premiere online, if anyone still cares about that show.
-Wanna see Demi Moore wearing a tiny bikini and covered in clay? Too late; I’m linking to it anyway.
-Speaking of things I can never unsee, here’s Justin Bieber in skinny jeans.
-Has Russell Crowe somehow managed to pull Dita Von Teese?
–Willow and Jaden Smith just teamed up to release a new rap track. Is it terrible that I don’t hate it?
–Rebel Wilson and Chris Colfer reportedly had something called a “ninja showdown” that involved nunchucks. Please lord let there be video!
–Beyonce shows off her Blue Ivy sonogram pic in the trailer for her upcoming HBO documentary, airing Feb. 16.