-Is Simon Cowell worried that had he made a mistake in hiring Britney Spears? I’m guessing he’s not worried about the crazy ratings he’s going to pull in from viewers looking for a train wreck.
–Tyler Perry has denied those reports of Bobbi Kristina‘s walking off his set.
-Will Snow White and The Huntsman be a poison apple for Universal? It’s expected to open at No. 1 with $40-50 million this weekend, but that might not be enough to keep it from being considered a flop.
–Charlie Sheen‘s ex Brooke Mueller is reportedly back in rehab.
-Ugly girls, rejoice! The magazine that published that Megan Fox quote about not wanting to trade places “with an unattractive girl” has issued a retraction and apology.
-The Emmy nominations haven’t already come out yet, and all ready the roundtables are being filmed. The Hollywood Reporter is first out of the gate with a video chat with some of the best actress hopefuls: Shameless’ Emmy Rossum, Mad Men’s January Jones, Homeland‘s Claire Danes, The Killing‘s Mireille Enos, The Good Wife’s Julianna Margulies, and The Closer‘s Kyra Sedgwick. If you have the time to watch the full video it’s worth it, if only to reinforce your girl crushes on Claire, Julianna and Kyra.
–Gwyneth Paltrow threw Jessica Alba a bone with this week’s GOOP.
–Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana are looking cozy again.
–Usher‘s ex-wife, Tameka Raymond, insists they’re “not enemies,” despite their crazy bitter custody battle.
-These Carly Rae Jepsen “Call Me Maybe” image parodies are all kinds of great.
–Kristen Bell and Jenna Fischer are support-Tweeting at each other about their workout routines.
–Justin Timberlake showed up at the Walmart shareholder’s meeting, for some reason. And he’s wearing a straw skirt. Cringe attack!
-This is fun: the new Metric album isn’t out until June 12, but you can listen to it if you play a game. Players are given a series of clues, and correct answers lead to an early stream of the album.
-It looks like Snooki will be living in the Jersey Shore house this season after all.
-Here’s the new poster for Magic Mike. I’m just going to keep making these things my desktop image until HR intervenes.
–Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis are still going strong.
-Awww…Lil Wayne is all frowny about being denied entry into a sporting event without a ticket.
–Beck is rapping on Childish Gambino’s latest track.
-I’m loving this kid’s “How to Dance in a Club” videos, but how did he find out about my “the hulahooper” move? I knew I should have trademarked that sucker…
-Need a laugh? Allow me to present Gerard Butler‘s Dracula 2000 audition tape!