–Halle Berry‘s ex Gabriel Aubry is heading to court after that Thanksgiving brawl with Olivier Martinez.
-Meanwhile, a bruised Martinez was spotted at a liquor store today. That’s right, buddy. Drink away the pain.
-Former Sexiest Man Alive Bradley Cooper has giving current SMA Channing Tatum his seal of approval. Sadly, this did not involve kissing.
–Coldplay just announced three year break. Is anyone else already dreading 2016?
–Nicki Minaj didn’t attend her album-release party Tuesday — but this time, it was her boyfriend causing all the drama.
–Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale look like they’re posing for a glossy photo shoot but they’re actually just walking down the street. ‘Cause this is how they look ALL THE TIME!
-Meanwhile, Chris and Drake will not face criminal charges for that nightclub brawl back in June.
–Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are back in NYC after spending Thanksgiving in London.
-Here’s a Thanksgiving pair that I can actually get behind: John Stamos spent the day with Bob Saget.
–George Clooney and Stacy Keibler continue to enjoy their Mexican vacation/break my heart.
-So Lady Gaga has dreadlocks now.
-I love that the cast of Happy Endings actually seem to be tight in real life, unlike most casts who say they are but spend their downtime fighting over who has the biggest trailer.
–Amanda Seyfriend holds some dresses (as opposed to wearing them) in the new issue of Vanity Fair.
-Tweeters were unimpressed with Matt Lauer‘s Macy’s parade coverage.