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February 2013

Jennifer Lawrence Spotted Smoking Pot?

Jennifer Lawrence for Miss Dior.
Jennifer Lawrence for Miss Dior.

-It had to happen sooner or later. It was too much to expect Jennifer Lawrence to  remain spotless with all the intense scrutiny pointed her way, but if this photo of her holding what looks like a joint while enjoying some downtime in Hawaii is as bad as it gets, that’s not so bad.

-Meanwhile, Jen just needs to point any detractors to this quote about her Miss Dior ads and she’ll win them all back.

Justin Bieber, just because you’re famous and have a gazillion Twitter followers, doesn’t mean you can walk around looking like this. (Although I love how Lost writer Damon Lindelof just can’t stop ranting about the hat…)

-It looks like Michelle Williams was the one who broke it off with Jason Segel ’cause she wasn’t “ready to commit.” Huh. I figured it was ’cause he’s obsessed with puppets.

Blake Lively continues to win over the locals in Sudbury, posing for a photo while at the vet with her dog.

-It looks like Marc Anthony is bouncing back from his divorce from JLo by dating 21-year-old Topshop heiress Chloe Green. They went to Disneyland together — most likely to take advantage of her child discount.

Josh Duhamel says when Fergie found out she was pregnant, the first words she blurted out were “This shit just got real.” Well, at least it wasn’t anything about her lovely lady humps.

Rachel McAdams found herself in the spotlight when she showed up to the Raptors game earlier this week — and she was all kinds of adorable about it.

Diane Lane seems less than heartbroken post-split.

-Talk about the emancipation of Mimi! Mariah Carey treated the audience to an eyeful when she suffered a wardrobe malfunction during the Def Jam anniversary concert.

-Has Taylor Swift rekindled her relationship with Ed Sheeran? Didn’t she hear what Tina Fey told her about “me time”?

-Speaking of Tina, she was awesome on Letterman last night. I like that all of her stories involved food or poop.

-The trailer for Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 looks pretty damn cute.

Katie Holmes talked to her agent during a basketball game so of course that means they must be boning. She looks great, though.

Paris Jackson is rocking some edgy new hair.

-It was Amanda Seyfried who came between Anne Hathaway and her Valentino Oscar gown. I don’t know if these gowns are all that similar.

Kerry Washington also made a last-minute dress change before the Oscars. She was supposed to wear Marchesa instead of her awesome pink Miu Miu, so good call!

-I really enjoyed this interview with Marc Cheery about his time writing for The Golden Girls.

-Good to see that Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are still going strong.

-Speaking of still going strong, Neil Patrick Harris is shooting down rumours that he’s split from fiance David Burtka.

-The first full length trailer for NBC’s Hannibal makes it look really good; I don’t know why it the network seems to be treating it like an after-thought.

-Speaking of TV, Celebrity Wife Swap got double the ratings in Happy Endings‘ old slot, which means HE is pretty much as dead as we feared it would be.

Johnny Galecki and Conan O’Brien reenacted The Goonies, with Conan dressed as Sloth!

Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen Split

Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen in a scene from Midnight in Paris. (Photo: Sony Pictures Classics)

-Sad news: Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen are going their separate ways after two years together. (True story: I was once on a date at an artsy film and they sat next to me and I totally eavesdropped on their post-film convo because they were saying really deep, insightful things about the movie, while I had no clue what the hell I just saw. So thank you, guys, for making me sound like I totally understood the symbolic meaning of characters who wore animal masks and screamed at the moon…)

-Speaking of stars who just went through a split, Michelle Williams looks anything but sad in this kicky lil’ Victoria Beckham number. Her follow-up outfit was also good.

-Speaking of Oz the Great and Powerful stars, Marina Abramovic is making a movie about the life of James Franco. Sigh.

-Meanwhile, did you know Franco scored a cool $7 million to star in Oz? Sigh squared.

Simmer downChloë Moretz!

-Is it OK to be drooly about Nicolas Hoult‘s photo spread in GQ? ‘Cause it’s all kinds of good, but I can’t quite get over that he’s the kid from About a Boy.

Jennifer Aniston is getting married and she’s already picked out a dress and date, which totally deserves a People cover story because no woman in the history of the world has done that ever.

Prince William went all knight-in-shining-armour on a group of hikers.

-I am by no means a fan of celebrity photographer/professional creep Terry Richardson, but his Oscar photos don’t suck.

Ginnifer Goodwin actually wore something that I kind of love to the Vanity Fair Oscar party. The makeup is terrible, but still.

-Meanwhile, I so wish Amy Adams wore her Oscar de la Renta afterparty dress the entire night and just skipped the one she wore to the ceremony all together. Gorg!

Zoe Saldana, however, should never have changed out of her Alexis Mabille gown for this monstrosity. Oof!

Tina Fey just crushed our dreams by declaring that she’ll never host the Oscars. Hug me.

Madonna’s camp is trying to squash rumours that she dissed Demi Moore by not inviting her to her annual Oscar bash.

-Did Liam Hemsworth make out with January Jones at a pre-Oscar party? Probably not, but everyone’s throwing shade at him anyway.

Jennifer Lawrence has apologized for forgetting to thank David O Russell and Harvey Weinstein in her Oscar speech.

-Also, check out this behind-the-scenes video of Jennifer Lawrence’s Miss Dior campaign.

Billie Joe Armstrong gave a candid interview about his decision to enter rehab.

Mila Kunis looks like an anime character on the new cover of Marie Clarie.

-Is Stacy Keibler talking to her ex-boyfriend behind George Clooney‘s back? Bitch, please!

Tom Cruise was spotted by the paps spending time with Suri in London.

Kirsten Dunst was overheard complaining about having to wear designer clothes during Paris fashion week and kslwooiewjfjoww. (Sorry, I just started mashing my keyboard with my fists…)

-Someone threw a shoe at Harry Styles’ groin during a One Direction concert. Stop that, Taylor!

No Doubt have scraped their tour plans to record new music (possibly because their last album sucked.)

Josh Brolin and Diane Lane‘s split was ‘mutual,‘ says his papa James Brolin.

Kristen Bell flashed her bulging baby bump to the paps.

-In other baby news, Perez Hilton is a new dad.

-Jezebel knocks it out of the park with this article on sexism fatigue (subtitled “Seth MacFarlane is a complete ass and you don’t even notice.”)

Lena Dunham is standing up for Anne Hathaway while dissing Seth MacFarlane.

-Meanwhile, this fake Lena Dunham audition tape is kind of great (though it’s clearly spoofing Hannah, not Lena. I think more people would like Girls if they understood the distinction.)

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Visit Children at Ontario Hospital

Blake Lively, 25, and Ryan Reynolds, 36, (not pictured) visited  patients and their families at Health Sciences North’s Pediatric Unit in Sudbury, Ontario. (

-While the rest of the world was critiquing dresses and eye-rolling over Seth MacFarlane‘s Oscar antics, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds spent a part of their weekend visiting the pediatric ward at Health Sciences North’s hospital in Sudbury, where he’s shooting a new movie with Scott Speedman. Damn, she’s making it hard to not like her these days…

Prince Harry was also snapped spending time with kids on his charity tour in Africa.

-Sadness: my favourite celebrity couple (and fantasy brunch pals) Michelle Williams and Jason Segel reportedly split up earlier this month.

Jennifer Aniston doesn’t want to eat lunch with her coworkers and apparently that makes her a diva. It’s cute how everyone’s assuming she eats lunch.

-There are new photos from the next Spider-Man movie set. How did I miss that Shailene Woodley will be playing Mary Jane?

David Bowie and Tilda Swinton finally prove they aren’t the same person in his great new music video.

-I tend to find Josh Duhamel about as exciting as cardboard, but I gotta give him points for dressing up as Katy Perry in his Kids’ Choice Awards promo.

Kristen Bell got a little breast-pump happy at her baby shower. I blame the hormones.

Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen aren’t married any more, but she still nags him on Twitter.

Charlize Theron and Seth MacFarlane were reportedly looking pretty cozy after the Oscars (though I’m pretty sure he mentioned a girlfriend in his recent EW cover story).

Kim Kardashian keeps talking about how Kanye West has taught her to respect privacy and boundaries, which must be why they’re both naked and appear to be having sex on a new magazine cover.

-Meanwhile, Kanye says a new album will be coming “in a couple of months.”

Leonardo DiCaprio makes out with a blonde while hanging with a bunch of bikini-clad women on a boat. It must be Tuesday.

Ben Affleck reportedly shaved his beard at an Oscars after party.

-I don’t necessarily agree with it, but this is one of the best pieces to address the Onion vs. Quvenzhané Wallis kerfuffle.

Anne Hathaway reportedly practised her Oscar speech a lot to be more “likeable.”  Um…

-Meanwhile, the dress Anne was supposed to wear is gorg.

-Oh god. Lindsay Lohan wants to set up a charitable foundation for young people. This can’t end well.

Suri Cruise has a body double, for those rare instances when neither parent wants to use her as paparazzi bait in their image war.

-Sorry, world. It looks like Arrested Development will only get one season. (But there’s still a glimmer of hope.)

Ron Swanson “gushes” over Ben & Leslie in this deleted wedding scene from last week’s Parks and Recreation.

-Meanwhile, NBC has created a Ben & Leslie wedding album on Pinterest and it’s awesome!

Zooey Deschanel said she appreciates Jennifer Lawrence’s clumsiness, which made me kind of like her. And then I saw her in this dress.

Leighton Meester and Adrian Brody are still going strong, which makes my heart grow three sizes.

-In other new couple news, Britney Spears was spotted with her new man again.

Jared Leto convinced one million people to follow him on Twitter and then rewarded them with a photo of his back tattoo.

-I can’t be the only one who fell for this “Beyoncé Poses in the Shower” headline, right?

James Franco was invited to kick off the Daytona 500 and couldn’t even do that right.

-Speaking of Franco, this new clip from Oz The Great and Powerful confuses me. So neither Rachel Weisz or Mila Kunis is playing the wicked witch? Does that mean it’s Michelle Williams?