–Blake Lively returned the set of Gossip Girl for the first time as a newlywed — but made sure to keep her new ring out of sight. Buzzkill.
-Speaking of Blake, she’s continuing her totally baller moves by making it clear that she didn’t cut an exclusive deal with People for wedding coverage — despite what their new cover story implies.
-There are more rumours (albeit shady ones) that Robsten is indeed back on. If true, it’ll be interesting to see how the studio handles it. Stage a cuddly reunion on the red carpet, or bury the news and keep riding the wave of goodwill that’s being directed at Robert Pattinson (even if it’s at the expense of KStew)?
–Silver Lining Playbook won the People’s Choice Award at TIFF, thus upholding our festival’s grand tradition of making WTF picks…
-I recognized way too many of Buzzfeed’s list of “forgotten” heartthrobs from the 80s and 90s.
-Speaking of Buzzfeed lists, I would watch the crap out of all of these TV concepts!
–Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey have only been working together on Idol for a day, and already there are reports of them being “at each other’s throats.”
-Pot, meet kettle. Lindsay Lohan is tweet-slamming Amanda Bynes‘ driving record.
-Meanwhile, Amanda finally (finally!) had her car taken away from her.
–Aaron Paul looks appropriately perplexed while sitting in the front row at the Burberry show.
–The Master‘s record-breaking release is yet another clue that Scientology’s death grip on Hollywood is slipping. (Although can we really infer future box office success from just five theatres?)
-It had to happen sooner or later: a real-life Walter White was just arrested.
–Madonna continues to mistakenly think we care about her rivalry with Lady Gaga.
–Oprah‘s ratings grab continues with a new sit-down interview with Usher.
-Meanwhile, Usher is set to replace Cee-Lo on The Voice next year, while Shakira will reportedly take over Christina Aguilera‘s seat.
-Speaking of ratings grabs, Kourtney Kardashian showed all the icky details from her daughter’s birth on last night’s season finale of her reality show. Yikes!
–Lea Michele is reportedly the new face of L’Oreal.
-It looks like Amy Poehler and Will Arnett’s split might actually be amicable. He attended her 41st birthday party over the weekend.
-You don’t want to mess with Modern Family‘s Eric Stonestreet. He was escorted out of a Dodgers game after getting into a verbal altercation with a Cardinals fan.
–Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield won the weekend by turning the paparazzi into charity messengers.
-A new clip from The Vampire Diaries’ season premiere just landed. I’m so in.
-Speaking of TV sneak peeks, here’s the trailer for Parks and Recreation‘s new season.
-Here’s a photo of Mila Kunis kissing Ashton Kutcher. Don’t click if you like your eyeballs!
-Speaking of eyeball pain, take a gander at Eva Longoria’ ALMAs dress. Whaaaa????
–Keira Knightley looks great (and pout-free!) on the cover of Vogue.
-Speaking of Vogue, Rihanna just tweeted (and then quickly deleted) news that she’s posing for her second cover.
-Do you have $10 mil kicking around? Then Reese Witherspoon’s ranch could be yours! (Robert Pattinson‘s tear-soaked pillow not included.)
-Holy crap — Ben Folds‘ new video features the Fraggles!