-Here’s Jennifer Aniston‘s new overseas ad, which she probably doesn’t want you to see.
-Meanwhile, someone took the time to calculate the number of sex partners each character on Friends had. (Spoiler alert: Phoebe outporked Joey in four different seasons.)
–Grey’s Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey took on Starbucks and won.
-Supermodel Naomi Campbell was the victim of a vicious mugging in Paris. That dude is in for some crazy cellphone-throwing retribution.
-I’m really rooting for this guy, who’s on a quest to get Bill Murray to his apartment for dinner.
-According to the judge in Britney Spears‘ conservatorship case, she has at least $27 million in assets. And yet she can’t afford a decent weave?
–Helen Mirren was all kinds of adorable when accepting her Hollywood Walk of Fame star, saying “I’m going to finally lie next to Colin Firth – something I’ve been wanting to do for a very long time.”
-Speaking of the TCAs, it’s never a good sign when Christa Miller‘s face looks less injected than Courteney Cox’s.
-Some prince paid a lot of money to spend NYE with Lindsay Lohan for some unknown reason.
-I love this: “If Twilight 5 Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest”
-I’m really glad that Anna Faris has signed on to star in a new sitcom because I think she’s way past getting her due, but I just wish it weren’t a Chuck Lorre joint.
-A pregnant Busy Phillips joined BFF Michelle Williams and Jason Segel on their Mexican vacation.
-In other joint vacation news, Jessica Simpson is in Hawaii with CaCee Cobb and Donald Faison.
-Meanwhile, Taylor Swift and Harry Styles posed with fans in the Caribbean.
-Awww. Friday Night Lights’ star Zach Gilford got married. Saracen!
-Speaking of FNL, Josh Hutcherson wants to watch it with you while giving you a massage and baking you a pie.
-When Jay-Z watches basketball games at the Barclays Center in Brooklyn, Blue Ivy chills downstairs in a $1 million/year rented nursery. FML.
-Wait, is there supposed to be sexual tension between Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton in the Hansel and Gretel trailer?!