-Pregnant Mila Kunis wore a midriff-baring top to Stagecoach (Coachella’s country counterpart), but I was too distracted trying to figure out what the hell Ashton Kutcher was wearing to look for a belly bump.
-Oh god, are Selena Gomez and Orlando Bloom hooking up? I think my brain just threw up a little.
-Avengers assemble! (For dinner!) Robert Downey Jr.tweeted a photo of himself, Samuel L. Jackson, Chris Hemsworth, Joss Whedon, Scarlett Johansson and others grabbing a meal in Richmond, CA.
–Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher were all spotted in London as the new Star Wars movie is about to being filming.
-Newlyweds Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are just the cutest!
–Amal Alamuddin‘s law firm confirmed her engagement to George Clooney by releasing a congratulatory statement. She really does have all the power in this relationship, doesn’t she? As Lainey notes, George is the Bridget Jones to Amal’s Mark Darcy.
–Jared Leto says his Oscar is already “a filthy mess.”
-The Other Woman proved to be irresistible at the box office, greatly surpassing expectations and bumping Captain America from the No. 1 spot. It looks terrible but I’m happy for Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, who had a rough week last week.
-Not that people seem to be disgusted by his character’s antics; last night’s GoT earned series high ratings.
-Speaking of last night’s TV, John Oliver’s new show debuted. If you missed it, HBO just put the entire first episode on YouTube.
-The trailer HBO aired last night for The Leftovers looked really, really good. I’m still worried that this show is going to focus on solving the mystery in a way the book didn’t, but I’m optimistic.
–Matt LeBlanc resurrected Friends’ “smell the fart acting” on the Graham Norton Show.
-As bad as the HIMYM finale was, it actually could have been worse. A funeral scene for the mother was cut because it was “just too gut-wrenching.”
–Chris Martin takes the blame for his conscious uncoupling from Gwyneth Paltrow in his BBC interview with Zane Lowe.
-The new tUnE-yArDs album is streaming on Pitchfork right now and it’s fantastic!
–Beyoncé talks about the pressure to look perfect in a behind-the-scenes clip from her “Pretty Hurts” music video.
–Sarah Silverman just signed on to play a lady lover in Masters of Sex. I guess dating the show’s star has its perks.
-Well, this is unexpected: Paul Simon and his wife, singer Edie Brickell, have been arrested on disorderly conduct charges following a “family dispute.”
–Victoria Beckham celebrated her 40th birthday over the weekend with the other Spice Girls (minus Scary).
-Speaking of reunions, Brian Baumgartner (Kevin from The Office) got married and Jenna Fischer, Angela Kinsey, John Krasinski and Oscar Nunez were there.
-Emily Blunt was also there, looking crazy skinny just 10 weeks after giving birth.
–Kimye’s Vogue cover continues to break sales records. Sigh.
-Photos of Elisabeth Moss and Jon Hamm hanging out together in NYC make me stupidly happy.
–Jessica Chastain is rumored to be joining Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible 5, which seems like an oddly generic career choice for her.
-I know this video is basically just a big ad for Smirnoff, but it features Alison Brie and Adam Scott being cute so I’ll allow it.
-Speaking of Adam Scott, Parks and Rec’s next season will be “gentle sci-fi” which sounds terrifying.
-Fox will broadcast a three-hour live version of Grease, for some godawful reason. I’m guessing the cast will include a lot of Glee alums.
-Speaking of Glee stars, I’m surprised that Dianna Agron and Carey Mulligan are friends.
-The second trailer for The Fault in Our Stars is here and it’s way, way better than the first, IMO.