Ok this is the funniest thing I have ever seen pic.twitter.com/7E80qsMszD
— Jarett Wieselman (@JarettSays) January 19, 2021
-The latest on the BenAna split: Page Six is reporting that Ana de Armas has been looking at rental homes in Los Angeles, which throws their official line about wanting to live different places into doubt. Their source claims they broke up because she wants kids and he wasn’t willing to commit to it.
-I’m not sure how amicable it all can be when Ben Affleck had de Armas’ life-size cardboard cutout tossed in the trash in full view of the paparazzi.
-Still, sources are claiming a reconciliation is entirely possible.
-Meanwhile, these are clearly breakup bangs.
–Dua Lipa is sorry that her random emoji smashing made everyone think she’s pregnant.
–Miley Cyrus overshared in a new interview, offering her opinion on penises: “It’s good if it can just get in and go away, because I don’t want it eyeing me up. That’s truly how I feel…Everyone knows that tits are prettier than balls.”
-All five seasons of the original Muppet Show is coming to Disney+, including two seasons that have never been released on home video.
-It’s kind of wild to me that Freaks and Geeks is going to air on Hulu with the show’s original soundtrack. That must have been an insane music licensing deal. I guess that’s one way for 80s bands to keep making money.
-Tonight’s episode of This Is Us has been postponed due to covid production delays.
-Supermodel Stephanie Seymour‘s son has died at age 24. Harry Brant passed away from an accidental overdose of prescription medication on Sunday, according to a statement from his family. His parents say he was just “days away” from rehab.
–Meghan Markle’s legal team went to court today to seek a “summary judgment” against the Mail on Sunday.
-Tiger King’s Joe Exotic has a stretch limo waiting for him outside his prison, convinced that Trump is going to pardon him today.
–Lil Wayne is also reportedly expecting a pardon.
-This is a great interview with a bunch of late-night show writers on what it was like trying to wring humour from Trump’s actions over the past four years. “It’s like drinking poison: How much poison can I make myself drink today?”
–Josh Duhamel is in talks to replace Armie Hammer in that Jennifer Lopez movie.
-Cheetos is teasing its new Super Bowl ad with Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher.
-I couldn’t get into the new Saved by the Bell reboot, but people seem to love it so I’m glad it’s been renewed for a second season.
–Here are 10 times when Dolly Parton made the world a better place.
-The trailer for the second Euphoria special episode focuses on Jules. It drops this weekend.