–Megan Fox showed off her bikini-clad baby bump in these frame-worthy paparazzi shots. Man, if my “candids” looked like that, I’d live on Instagram.
-Now that Miley Cyrus is engaged, everyone’s parsing her Tweets for clues about the big day. Despite Tweeting about next week being “filled with happiness,” don’t expect her to be getting hitched anytime soon.
–Robert Pattinson is already famous for being an actor/boyfriend/singer/mumbler/keeper of The Hair, but now he’s adding another credential to his resume: wedding DJ. And that’s not all — he was accompanied by a rapping Zac Efron. For the love of gawd, where’s the YouTube video of this?!
-I don’t watch Downton Abbey (I know, I know), but this sneak peek at Shirley MacLaine’s guest spot is sure to make some of you happy.
–Blue Ivy Carter has just been named an honourary citizen of Croatia. She’s five months old. And what have you done today?
-The date for Kim Kardashian‘s divorce trial will soon be set — as soon as her lawyers finally finish deposing Kris Humphries. They should hire The Good Wife; she gets that crap wrapped before the first commercial break.
–Lady Gaga deserves some sort of medal for remaining upright in these shoes.
-I’m counting down the days until I see Magic Mike (just two more sleeps!!), but at least I have this old footage of Channing Tatum stripping to tide me over.
-I keep trying to love Aaron Sorkin (the man created both Sports Night and CJ Cregg!), but he keeps making it really, really hard.
-Meanwhile, he’s copying himself.
-Friends without benefits Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher were spotted together again.
–Chris Pine says he won’t be playing Christian in Fifty Shades of Grey. Wait, was that even a possibility?!
-Terrible: 45 years after ruling it an accident, cops have determined that actor Dylan McDermott‘s mother was murdered.
–Joshua Jackson is going all Bieber on us and saying “never say never” when it comes to marrying Diane Kruger.
–Willow Smith has everyone clutching their pearls after posting a pic that shows off her new tongue ring, but it’s probably fake, seeing as she’s only 11.
-The trailer for Dredd has landed. Looks like the film is aptly named.