–Justin Bieber got a tattoo on a flight to Canada. Man, I can’t even convince Air Canada to give me extra pretzels.
–Kaley Cuoco got a tattoo to commemorate her wedding date, which seems adorably optimistic.
-I knew (KNEW!) that I was going to get spoiled about last night’s The Good Wife when I woke up this morning and Twitter was exploding over it, but I’m still trying avoid the nitty gritty details until I watch it tonight, so now I’m going to link to a bunch of stuff I haven’t actually read: The creators wrote a letter to fans saying “life does go on,” some critics liked the twist, more seemed to hate it, Julianna Marguiles talked about it, and CBS released this photo which I won’t click on until I’ve seen the ep.
-So, um…Nick Cannon decided to do whiteface. Yeah.
-It’s always weird when I see photos of celebrities at places I actually go to. They always make those places seem way more fun and cooler. Case in point: here’s Jessica Chastain and Tom Hiddleston celebrating her birthday at Brassaii.
–Jimmy Kimmel can convince celebrities to do anything. Check out Kevin Bacon‘s amazing Footloose entrance. I love this so much.
–George Clooney‘s ex Stacy Keibler is not only married already, she’s also expecting her first kid.
-Meanwhile, George and Amal Alamuddin were spotted on another date.
–Anna Kendrick is not a fan of hearing “Cups” at the mall.
-I don’t think Jared Leto means to be offensive by constantly using “drag” and “trans” like they’re interchangeable, but at this point shouldn’t he know better?
–In this clip from last night’s Lindsay Lohan reality show, Oprah starts off by seeming all tough-love and scolding, but then she gets all gushy and supportive.
–Sean Penn has been spotted again with Blue is the Warmest Color star Adele Exarchopoulos.
-It’s official: Rihanna is a fashion icon.
–Is the BFFship over for Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez?
–Worst headline ever? “Ariana Grande Suffers Toe Injury Following Dog Pee Mishap”
-ABC announced a new Bachelor spinoff, proving that they learned NOTHING from Juan Pablo.
-Doesn’t Kathryn Hahn (who I loved in Bad Words) know that she’s too good for M. Night Shyamalan?
-I kind of feel like American Horror Story should have been called this from the get-go.
–Beyonce wants you to “Get Going” in a new Toyota commercial.
-Community’s Dan Harmon gave an interview/monologue to HitFix.
–Kevin Connelly broke his left leg in two places while playing football on the Entourage set. Sadly, it’s not slowing down the movie.
–Marion Cotillard‘s new Dior ads are as stunning as you’d expect.
-Tennis star Andy Murray’s mom has taken to mocking Yoko Ono’s twitter feed. It’s the feud I never knew I needed.
-Here’s the latest red-band Filth trailer. This got slammed at TIFF last year, but it’s James McAvoy so how bad can it be?