-Some more Breaking Dawn, Part 2 stills have landed. There are some touchy-feely ones of RPattz and KStew, which have no doubt renewed Twihards’ faith in their undying love. (On the plus side, she’s wearing really good pants in the final poster.)
–Rihanna and Chris Brown were caught making out in a NYC club. Noooooo!!!!
-The Shriners Hospital for Children is probably not going to ask Justin Timberlake to attend any more charity events on their behalf after he lost interest in the kids as soon as the cameras were turned off. What a catch!
-In a new interview, Taylor Swift says that John Mayer needs to chill the eff out.
-Meanwhile, Taylor just donated $10k to a Boston school for the deaf that were targeted in an online prank.
–Olivia Newton-John and John Travolta have reunited for a Christmas album — and the cover has to be seen to be believed. It’s like they’ve spent the last 30 years giving each other Botox-themed holiday gifts.
-In case you weren’t convinced that Minka Kelly and Chris Evans had really reunited, these sucky face photos should change your mind.
–Leonardo DiCaprio, Selena Gomez, Ellen DeGeneres, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jonah Hill, and Edward Norton all want you to get out and vote, dammit!
–Britney Spears‘ dad and fiancé have allegedly blocked her access to websites they consider a “negative influence.”
-Are George Clooney and Stacy Keibler on the verge of breaking up? Probs not, but I’ll grasp at any straws you’ve got.
–Melanie Lynskey (who is best known for Two and a Half Men but I’ve been predicting she’s going to be the next big breakout star for the past five years now — it’s gotta happen sooner or later!) is getting divorced.
–Lena Dunham‘s shopping a book of essays around for $1 million! [insert Dr. Evil laugh]
-Meanwhile, Lena looks great in these new ads for ASOS.
-Speaking of fashion-y stuff, Jennifer Lopez brought her boytoy to the FRONT ROW of the Chanel show in Paris. Whaaa???
–Fiona Apple is no fan of Perez Hilton (and he didn’t even draw coke marks on her photo).
-You can stream Ben Gibbard‘s new song here. Sadly, it seems free of lyrics about an adorkable, bangs-loving manic pixie dream girl stomping all over his heart.
-Someone needs to print and frame this Ron Swanson image for me, STAT!
-Need another reason to not watch The X Factor? Khloe Kardashian and Mario Lopez are the new hosts.
-Speaking of Gaga, Rebel Wilson did an impression of her on Leno last night. I love that she turned Bryan Cranston into her backup singer!