-Shameful confession: I follow Blake Lively on Instagram. I’m pretty sure the account has zero connection to her considering it’s mostly just promo for Gossip Girl, but at least the lowly intern responsible for it knows what we really want: photos of pretty actors covered in cake. (More photos from the show’s wrap party are here.)
-Speaking of GG, I’m live-blogging/hate-watching tonight’s ep with the MSN gang over here.
-Here’s the first photo of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel as newlyweds. As you can see, they’re clearly overcome by their ecstatic, loved-up bliss. (What’s wrong, you two? Couldn’t land an exclusive deal for your airport photos?)
–Anne Hathaway and her new hubby show ’em how it’s done.
-Meanwhile, there was a silver lining to the Timberlake/Biel wedding: it got JT singing again!
–James Franco is dating Pretty Little Liars star Ashley Benson, who he costarred with in Spring Breakers. She doesn’t exactly look like the type willing to engage in a serious discussion about Hollywood ennui while sculpting authentic Polynesian fertility statues in his craft room but hey, opposites attract!
-Another day, another report of Chevy Chase having a meltdown on the Community set. Apparently he dropped the n-word, but it was to protest his character’s increasing racism…or something.
-Meanwhile, remember when Community’s Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs did a kind of skanky photo shoot for GQ? At least they had some fun with it.
-I haven’t had time to watch this yet but the Happy Endings cast did a live-reading of an episode with special guest Kat Dennings, which sounds like nine different kinds of awesome.
-It wasn’t just Michael Lohan who tried to stage an intervention on Lindsay‘s property this weekend. TMZ says her entire team wanted it. (Sidenote: can you imagine the living hell of being on her team? There’s not enough disinfectant in the world…)
-In happier Lilo news, she won’t be prosecuted for that hit-and-run.
–Brian Austin Green‘s lawsuit against baby mama Vanessa Marcil over unpaid loans has been dismissed.
–Andy Serkis is trying to remake Animal Farm — although it could be hampered by the fact he doesn’t seem to know what an allegory is.
–Homeland has been renewed for a third season. (I’m not clicking on the link because I’m a few episodes behind and live in fear of spoilers, so I don’t know the details — but yay!)
-So PopSugar has deleted those photos of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart making out at her house, saying they weren’t up to “editorial standards.” Of course, they took a good long time to delete them (not to mention the fact that the pics might have been staged to begin with).
–Ashley Greene continues to be an attention suck.
–Kim Kardashian changed her dress in the middle of dinner, because she’s Kim Kardashian.
–Max Greenfield is acting kinda Schmitdy in this video about Schmitd’s new love interest on New Girl.
-Hey girl, here’s a hot photo of Ryan Gosling, just ’cause.
–Katy Perry and John Mayer made a scarier-than-usual couple at an early Halloween bash.
-The second trailer for Flight is out. Denzel is looking intense!