–Drew Barrymore called her new baby girl Olive, which I love (but mostly for Fringe-y reasons).
-Awkwardness alert! On-again couple Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are set to make joint appearances on the Breaking Dawn promo tour.
-Meanwhile, Robert Pattinson just topped Glamour UK’s Sexiest Man list…again. Brits need to get out more.
-Dear Rupert Everett: don’t ever stop being a bitch. Love, The World.
-Whatever you might think of Justin Bieber, the kid was a goddamn trooper at his concert in Arizona over the weekend, continuing the show even though he had to stop twice to throw up. It was so impressive, it’s already gotten the Taiwanese animation treatment.
–Adele‘s song for the new Bond flick has leaked. Whattdyathink?
-While recording her upcoming album, Christina Aguilera says she told her label: “You are working with a fat girl. Know it now and get over it.” Girl crush!
-Ah crap, Xtina is now denying the quote. Girl crush revoked!
–Amy Poehler just posted another advice video with special guest Aubrey Plaza, who (unsurprisingly) tells young girls to let their freak flags fly.
-Speaking of the Parks and Rec crew, Rob Lowe just tweeted a photo of DJ Roomba’s return!
-It’s official: Seth MacFarlane will host the Oscars. Let’s hope he keeps his Baby Stewie impressions to a minimum.
-The charges against the guy who allegedly punched Lindsay Lohan in a hotel room over the weekend have been dropped due to lack of evidence.
-Meanwhile, Lilo is calling out Dr. Phil for taking advantage of her mother in her most vulnerable state. ‘Cause lord knows Dina Lohan has never done that to anybody!
-Can we talk about Anne Hathaway’s bridal headpiece? Anyone else find it weird that people are losing their poo over it? I’m not a fan.
-In other wedding news, So You Think You Can Dance‘s Cat Deeley reportedly got married in Rome over the weekend.
-I could never really put my finger on why I’m not a Mumford & Sons fan…and then I saw this.
-Best fake caption of the day: “Adam Scott Admires Jessica Alba’s Poise While Enjoying a Butterscotch Hard Candy”
–Selena Gomez is the proud new owner of a neck tattoo.
–Homeland and Dexter set ratings records with their season premieres last night.
-Here are some (hilariously captioned) photos of Ryan Gosling with his mom.
-And here’s a photo of Ryan doing us proud by wearing a Rick Hansen tshirt.
-Sadness: Breckin Meyer and his wife of 11 years have split.
-In other breakup news, Carmen Electra and her fiance are over — just in case you weren’t convinced by those flirty photos of her and Simon Cowell.
–Gwyneth Paltrow celebrated her 40th in Portofino with Chris Martin and a bunch of friends. I love that she’s guzzling back wine in that shot. I’m heading to Spain this week and I need to re-watch her Barcelona episode of Spain…On the Road before I go. GP is at her most tolerable when she’s drinking and stuffing her face.
-The Stoker trailer looks great. Nicole Kidman stars in Oldboy director Park Chan-wook‘s English-language debut from a script written by Prison Break‘s Wentworth Miller.