-Um, is this Brad Pitt ad for Chanel for reals? Cause it’s kind of coming off as an SNL parody. My favourite comment about it was Gawker’s tweet: “This Brad Pitt PSA to raise awareness of Brad Pitt will make you so uncomfortable.”
–Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were photographed together for the first time since their split and they looked pretty cozy.
-Meanwhile, KStew is afraid that someone is going to use social media to kill her. Um, ok?
-Sad face: Scarlett Johansson is single again.
–Justin Bieber‘s lame publicity stunt actually worked. He smashed records with his “Beauty And A Beat” video, which got 10.6 million views in 24 hours. Sigh.
–Usher spent his 34th birthday with Tom Cruise, for some reason.
-Speaking of Halloween, Keira Knightley, Mia Wasikowska, Rooney Mara and Scarlett Johansson go goth on the cover of W.
-Speaking of fake goths, the inevitable has happened: Taylor Momsen is now doing full frontal.
–Demi Lovato continues to be mean-girled by Miley Cyrus, who says she was the one who was originally offered the X Factor gig.
–Miley‘s fiancé Liam Hemsworth followed her lead and got a Theodore Roosevelt-inspired tattoo.
–Rihanna says she’s “surrounded by too many vaginas,” which may be why she says she hasn’t dated in two years.
-Speaking of RiRi, she reportedly going to celebrate the release of her new album by going public with her Chris Brown romance. Ugh.
-Start hoarding your bathroom cupcakes: Girls will return to HBO on Jan. 13.
-Speaking of TV premieres, last night’s episode of The Walking Dead shattered basic cable records.
-Ben Affleck is already Oscar campaigning — with love!
-The second trailer for Zero Dark Thirty (Kathryn Bigelow‘s much ballyhooed film about the hunt for Bin Laden) has landed.