–Tom Cruise‘s rep has denied reports he’s dating Cameron Diaz. Why the rush to clarify? It’s not like he’s doing any better in real life.
-A new promo for Liz & Dick has landed, with Lindsay Lohan claiming she can “relate” to Elizabeth Taylor. Oh, Linds. You’re lucky we don’t care enough to still be embarrassed for you…
-Speaking of sure-to-be-cringe-worthy TV movies, Miley Cryus is in talks to star in Lifetime’s new Bonnie & Clyde telepic.
–Jason Collett‘s new album is streaming over at CBC.ca (just try to ignore the photo, which has effectively killed any lingering crush I may have had. Although it’s still not as bad as this pic. Seriously, does his publicist hate him?)
-Is Justin Bieber scalping his own tickets?
-Congrats to Malin Akerman, who’s expecting her first kidlet.
-A U-Haul was just photographed outside Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart‘s house. Celebs, they’re just (as cheap) as us!
–Amanda Bynes continues to dissolve before our eyes. She reportedly locked herself in the bathroom of a cupcake shop for 30 minutes this week.
-Did you ever want to watch blurry home video of Amy Poehler, Tina Fey and Lindsay Lohan doing the Kevin G. rap from Mean Girls? Well, it’s your lucky day!
-Scientology just took yet another hit. It turns out deceased Sons of Anarchy star Johnny Lewis had ties to the church.
-Did you know that we’re all pronouncing Jake Gyllenhaal’s name wrong? The ‘g’ is silent. Oopsie!
–Kelly Osbourne tried to defend her $250K manicure — and failed miserably.
–The Life of Pi is getting great early buzz. Here’s the new international trailer: