–Louis CK was forced to cancel his NYC show thanks to the storm, but at least he did it in the classiest way possible.
–Ellie Goulding and Skrillex broke up, relieving us from ever again having to wonder “What the hell is Ellie Goulding doing with Skrillex?”
-In other breakup news, Liam Neeson has reportedly split from his girlfriend.
–George Clooney is working on a WWII movie and he’s cast Cate Blanchett, Daniel Craig, Bill Murray, Jean Dujardin and pretty much everyone else in Hollywood.
-I kind of love that Emma Roberts went to a Halloween party dressed up as her aunt’s character in Pretty Woman.
-Her ex-boyfriend Chord Overstreet also gets bonus points for dressing up like Brad Pitt in the Chanel No. 5 ad.
-I’m not sure why Neil Patrick Harris had to go shirtless to dress up like a vampire, but I’m not complaining.
–Joss Whedon thinks Mitt Romney is prepping us for the zombie invasion.
–Nick Jonas has confirmed the song “Wedding Bells” is about Miley Cyrus. Who does he think he is, Taylor Swift?
-I understood Cloud Atlas a teeny tiny bit more after reading Vulture’s guide to the characters’ connections.
–Jennifer Aniston showed a whole lotta cleav at an event this weekend.
–Matt Bomer and Patrick Wilson are set to play astronauts in a new movie? Liftoff now, please!
–Hulk Hogan has settled his sex tape lawsuit against a radio DJ called Bubba the Love Sponge. Weirdest. Sentence. Ever.
–Anderson Cooper‘s daytime talk show just got canned.
-A reporter wrote an open letter to Javier Bardem after their interview ended in a hissy fit.
–Drake (who just received his high school diploma) gave a graduation speech at Toronto’s Jarvis Collegiate Institute last week.
-I’ve stopped watching Glee, but news that they’re planning a Love Actually-style holiday episode might pull me back in.
-A prowler on Tom Cruise‘s estate was arrested and tased — and then revealed to be his drunk neighbour. Oopsie!
–Justin Bieber just got a huge owl tattooed on his arm. It’s not a hoot.
–Conan O’Brien just tweeted a photo from the set of Arrested Development.
-Was People unhappy with the wedding photos Justin Timberlake sent them?
-A preview for the CW’s Carrie Diaries, the Sex and the City prequel, has landed. I saw the first episode and I thought it was forgettable fluff (and I mean that in the best possible way).