–Jennifer Aniston just inked a deal to be an investor and spokesperson for a small hair care company called Living Proof. (Is anyone else surprised it’s taken her this long to cash in on her most famous asset?) Of course, the announcement was perfectly timed with the big reveal of her ring — which features heavily in one of the promo shots. The soon-to-be-Mrs. Justin Theroux ain’t no dummy.
-Who else totally wants to seat next to Nic Cage on their next flight after seeing this?!
–Lady Gaga live-tweeted the series premiere of Chicago Fire in honour of boyfriend Taylor Kinney — but it did nothing to improve the show’s terrible ratings. (On the plus side, Nashville and Arrow both did great.)
–Britney Spears‘ new perfume ad has to be seen to be believed.
–Bobbi Kristina and and her “brother” Nick Gordon are officially engaged. Great.
-My second Bachelor Canada recap is up on Flare.com. Feel free to go swim in the snark.
–Blake Lively and Penn Badgley looked relaxed and comfortable together on the set of Gossip Girl this week. Still, she must have had some fun shooting the fight scene in the premiere. Slapping an ex IRL and being married to Ryan Reynolds? Girlfriend’s living the dream!
–Olivia Wilde is surprised that her “dead vagina” speech went viral. Um, really?
-Just in case the fact that she’s dating Chris Brown again didn’t convince you that Rihanna doesn’t give an eff what you think about her, she’s named her next album Unapologetic.
-Ride wit Me? Not so much. Nelly was detained after cops found drugs on his tour bus. More news-worthy: Nelly is still touring!
-Look at this photo of Madonna‘s son, David. He’s only 7 and he’s already cooler than you or I could ever hope to be.
–Ryan Gosling, Celine Dion, Justin Bieber and Avril Lavigne prove that all Canadians are somehow related.
–Katie Holmes rides the subway? She’s so going to end up in Suri’s Burn Book for this.
-This blog is nominated for the Canadian Blog Awards (in the pop culture category). Go vote for me, won’t ya?
-I looked at this photo for a full minute before I realized that it was Fergie and not Lindsay Lohan.
–Mad Men‘s Vincent Kartheiser and Alexis Bledel made their red carpet debut as a couple last night.
-Ever want to see a photo of Breaking Bad‘s Aaron Paul and Bond‘s Pierce Brosnan at a Radiohead concert? You’re in luck!
–Modern Family‘s Ty Burrell just sold his new sitcom to ABC.
-Watching Will Arnett read texts from his mother is surprisingly fun.
-The second trailer for Django Unchained just landed.