–Amber Heard’s ex says that 2009 domestic violence incident was “misinterpreted and over-sensationalized.”
-Meanwhile, a source says Johnny Depp “never laid a hand” on Amber Heard while he was sober. Wow. Give the man a metal already.
-It was such a smart idea to have the original Ghostbusters cast endorse the new cast on Kimmel last night. Suck it, haters.
-Who the hell is Noah Galvin and why is he calling out my precious Colton Haynes?! (Despite that, this is a refreshingly unrehearsed, take-no-prisoners, non-PR-approved interview. I mean, he comes off as a total asshole who seems completely unhirable, but at least everyone knows his name now, which was probably the point.)
-The fairy tale continues for OUAT costars Ginnifer Goodwin and Josh Dallas, who just welcomed baby number two.
–Leonardo DiCaprio sat with the norms at Beyonce’s concert. He was probably hoping some of them were models.
-The benefit of having a professional wrestler as a costar? If you’re Chris Pratt, it means getting Dave Bautista to teach you how to powerbomb your wife.
–Justin Bieber got into another fistfight after someone slapped him.
-I love this theory about Arya on Game of Thrones (much more than the Fight Club theories that are floating around Twitter).
-That’s not how shipping works, E! News. Doing it with real human beings is gross.
–Kate Mulgrew says she was born with a full set of teeth and her parents kept her in a cage because she had no sense of pain. Ok, then.
-I like this piece on The Americans finale and how we should have known it would rest with Paige.
-There’s an awful lot being written about the future of television these days but this excerpt from Chuck Klosterman’s new book is a standout.
-I’m really liking this Roland Mouret dress on Kate Middleton.
-This interview did nothing to dampen my Daveed Diggs crush.
–Ouch, Chris Rock. Funny…but ouch.
–Anna Kendrick just wants to be recognized for her hotness at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards.
-Strap in; the Rob Lowe roast is coming.
-Meanwhile like the rest of us, Colbert can’t believe Bernie Sanders hasn’t dropped out of the race yet.
-Here’s the creepy new trailer for the Netflix ’80s supernatural series Stranger Things, starring Winona Ryder.