-Holy crap, guys. The Sun has photos — and an amazing headline — of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston making out on a beach! (I have renewed Hiddleston-love after binging The Night Manager. He got the juice, ladies. We’re talking orange, apple, grape, cran.) Also, are those photos staged, or is her life just naturally this picturesque? I mean, the shot where he’s taking off his jacket to wrap around her shoulders because she looks cold? WHAT IS AIR?!?
-Meanwhile, judging by Calvin Harris‘ recent Twitter activity, he knew this was coming. That makes me like it even more.
-I am much less giddy about Ashley Olsen‘s rumoured new beau.
-Genetically blessed Blake Lively complains that she has “meaty eyelids.” That sounds super tragic. Let’s all light a candle.
-I despise bump watch. Despise it. It’s gross and invasive and seems to always focus on the same handful of female celebs — like Jennifer Aniston, who sparked speculation with these pap pics from the Bahamas earlier this week. The only thing that made me wonder if there was something to the story was the bulky outfit she wore in NYC upon her return. But her rep quickly shot down the pregnancy rumours — and she reinforced the denial by being photographed in a tank top today. (Is it weird that I’m glad? I texted my BFF when the InTouch cover came out and we were lamenting over the fact that she’s one of the few famous role models left for women who don’t need kids to be happy. Cameron Diaz can’t be our last hope!)
-Bless Prince William for appearing on the cover of gay magazine Attitude. Couldn’t have come at a better time.
–Johnny Depp’s lawyer has asked the judge to prevent Amber Heard’s witnesses from testifying at Friday’s hearing. That’s swell.
-Vulture posted another awesome deep-dive feature on the state of TV. For this one, they spoke to 137 actors, writers, producers and execs about TV comedy. (Spoiler alert: they’re all in love with Catastrophe.)
–Justin Bieber asked his fans to “petition” to shut down gossip site Hollywood Life — possibly because of their articles about Selena Gomez dating. Aw, muffin.
-Is Rachel McAdams dating a hot screenwriter?
-Did ABC really consider cutting The Real O’Neals’s episode order after Noah Galvin‘s incendiary interview? But that was, like, the first time most of us had even heard of that show.
-I can’t wait to watch the full video of THR’s comedy actress roundtable, which features Gina Rodriguez, Allison Janney, Rachel Bloom, Niecy Nash, Lily Tomlin and Ilana Glazer. Janney already wins it with this story: “I went to a bar one night and a bartender said, ‘I don’t mean to insult you, but you look just like Allison Janney.’ And I said, ‘Now tell me why would that be an insult, I’m curious.’ He said, ‘Well, you’re just a lot prettier than she is.’ And I said, ‘Well, I am her, and my drinks will be free for the rest of the evening.'”
-This article suggests Marvel could fix all its problems by re-watching Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog. Funny, that’s my life philosophy, too.
-The American Gods casting news continues to excite. Orlando Jones just joined the show.
–Tom Cruise and Cobie Smulders battle baddies in the first trailer for the new Jack Reacher movie.