-In other superhero news, the internet melted this afternoon when Kate Mara said the new Fantastic Four movie won’t be based on the comics, but she’s since clarified her statement.
-If there was a premiere for the new season of The Killing and Joel Kinnaman didn’t show up, does it still count? At least we got a peek of Mireille Enos‘ insanely huge belly bump.
-Speaking of belly bumps, Scarlett Johansson is starting to show.
–Leighton Meester wrote a pretty amazing thinkpiece on the feminist subtext Of Mice and Men. I always knew Blair Waldorf had it in her!
-Another day, another new video by Weird Al. In this one, he takes on the Illuminati to the tune of Lorde’s “Royals.”
–Charlie Sheen went to Taco Bell last night and things got really freaking weird — even by his standards.
–Mark Ruffalo may soon be playing Columbo in a movie because Twitter willed it into existence.
–Deborah Cox will provide Whitney Houston’s vocals on all songs featured in Lifetime’s biopic? Strange.
-Even though I love and adore Colin Firth and Emma Stone, I have no interest in seeing their new movie. I do, however, have lots of interest in seeing someone make a GIF of the moment she was standing behind him and miming his arms on today’s Good Morning America, cause that was comedy gold.
–Amy Adams‘ new Max Mara campaign is stunning.
-I actually don’t hate the trailer for the TV version of 12 Monkeys.
-Meanwhile, the trailer for Tommy Wiseau’s new sitcom is as incoherent as you’d expect from the guy behind The Room.
-In more successful TV trailer news, the latest clip from Gotham looks awesome. I kinda want Ben Mackenzie to narrate my life.
-A man broke into the Kennedy compound, looking for Katy Perry. So that happened.
–R Kelly‘s son has come out as trans, and his mom is being pretty damn awesome about it.
–Jason Patric is not coming off well in his bitter custody battle. Yikes!
–Jason Segel says he stopped tweeting after he got into a Twitter war over burritos and sandwiches.
-Here’s the Horns trailer starring Daniel Radcliffe. This one premiered at TIFF last year and the general reaction seemed to be “huh.”
-Meanwhile, Daniel talks about rom-coms and being obsessed with Eminem in this new interview.
-A couple of new Guardians of the Galaxy trailers focus on the characters’ backstories.
-Body roll alert: Joe Manganiello tried to teach Conan O’Brien how to be a male stripper.
–Christian Bale reportedly turned down the True Detective role, which may now go to Colin Farrell, who is a way better actor and less grumpy anyway. Truth bomb!
-Is it weird that I’m super excited for the new Step Up movie? Don’t answer that.
–Keira Knightley tries to reclaim her youth by hanging with teens in the cute new trailer for Laggies. Sam Rockwell as a romantic lead? Finally!