–January Jones posed naked in a tub for this month’s Violet Files, in which she politely deflects a compliment from Eva Mendes and reveals she’d like to sleep with Paul Newman or Rihanna. Is it just me, or is it weird when she’s likable?
–Emma Stone reminds us that she’s a goddamn national treasure by crying over the Spice Girls and getting a message from Scary Spice. “Oh my god…is Mel B talking to me?!?”
-I’m going to be chatting about celebrity selfies on eTalk Friday, where I’ll try really hard not to choke on the word “Kardashian.”
–Cameron Diaz has a pretty bleak view of relationships: “Everyone has been cheated on, everyone will be cheated on.” And I thought I was jaded…
–Madonna was LITERALLY wearing Emily Clarke’s Game of Thrones costume on Purim.
-Am I the only one who thinks it’s odd that Zooey Deschanel hangs out with Selena Gomez? What woman in her mid-30s wants to spend her nights with a 21-year-old?
-During the Amsterdam stop of her tour, Beyoncé debuted Tom Ford’s Jay-Z-inspired sequined jersey dress. So meta.
-How did I not know there was a new Step Up movie coming? HOW?!? The trailer is heavy on Moose, which is promising.
-Sources say Glee star Naya Rivera didn’t get a boob job, despite a chesty Instagram photo suggesting otherwise.
–Louis CK was wrong about Inside the Actor’s Studio, and Bradley Cooper can prove it.
-Hollywood is taking another crack at a Steve Jobs biopic, with David Fincher at the helm and Christian Bale possibly as the lead.
–Kate Winslet managed to appear not creeped out when a fan handed her a replica of the Titanic nude sketch to sign at the Divergent premiere. Acting!
–Jennifer Lopez gave yet another charming and intelligent interview, which I still find totally disorienting.
-Meanwhile, here’s a clip of Baldwin on last night’s Law & Order: SVU.
–Tyler, The Creator could face a year in prison and $4,000 fine if convicted of starting a riot.
-46-year-old Pamela Anderson posed nude for Purple magazine — but it’s her cute pixie cut that’s getting all the attention.
-Words I like: Sam Shepard has been cast as Kyle Chandler’s father in an upcoming Netflix drama.
–Amanda Bynes has made it through her first quarter of fashion school. Whew!
-Here’s the first teaser for Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth’s new ABC Family show.
-Oh no. Even Emma Watson has fallen victim to the overalls trend. It’s a trap, Emma!!
-Are you watching Enlisted? Please watch Enlisted. To tempt you, here’s star Geoff Stults talking about his naked late-night chats with costar Parker Young.
–This guy might be the best Wheel of Fortune player ever.
-Here’s the first photo of Jason Segel as David Foster Wallace. Guys, I’m so worried about this.
–Giuliana Rancic told a hilarious (and totally believable) story about the time Russell Crowe was a total prick to her during an interview.
–Dan Harmon says Joel McHale orchestrated his return to Community.
-Whoa. How did I not know that Shailene Woodley originally played Marisa Cooper’s little sister on The OC?
-Sorry, but even Patton Oswalt can’t make me watch Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D.
-Here’s the first trailer for The Signal, which I might be too much of a wimp to watch.