-The Liam Hemsworth/Miley Cyrus rumours continue to circulate. There’s more talk (denials have even been issued!) about Liam sexting January Jones, and now there’s whispers about Miley stepping out with Mike WiLL Make It.
-Did I know that Olivia Munn is dating Joel Kinnaman? That seems like something I would have repressed if I did.
–Jack from Dawson’s Creek looks old and has grey hair and I don’t even know how to process this, guys!
-Here’s the terrible cover art for Britney Spears‘ new song. A someone mentioned on Twitter, she has “Ken doll chest.”
–Ryan Kwanten showed up at TIFF with a shaved head and a moustache, still looked hot.
-Is the Breaking Bad spinoff a good idea? Here’s some arguments for and against.
–Demi Moore used to date 31-year-old Harry Morton. Now there’s talk that she’s dating his 66-year-old dad. And here I thought my family’s Thanksgiving dinners were awkward…
–Ellen Page is down for as much Kitty Pryde as she can get.
-I love Seth Green, but it’s really not a good sign that Fox is trying to get you to watch his new show by telling you to ignore what the critics are saying about it.
-24-year-old Alexa Vega is planning a second trip down the aisle, which sounds like a swell idea.
-The Internet nearly broke today with the news that J.K. Rowling is delving back into the Harry Potter universe with her screenwriting debut, Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them.
–Ashley Olsen is dating the CEO of Oliver Peoples because life isn’t fair.
–Adam Brody and Leighton Meester are still going strong, which warms my CW-loving heart.
–Prince William and Kate have hired William’s former nanny to care for their baby, which is kind of cute.
-Meanwhile, Kate looked amazing at her first fancy post-baby appearance.
-Speaking of pot, Joseph Gordon-Levitt says Seth Rogen gave him such quality weed from British Columbia, it inspired him to write, direct and star in Don Jon.
-Proof that New York Fashion Week gets crazy: a French editor slapped a PR girl at the Zac Posen show.
–Tom Hanks’ presence on a jury led to a reduced sentence for a man accused of assault.
-The Entourage film that nobody wants has been delayed because Turtle and Vince are demanding loads of money.
–Robin Williams gave a surprisingly frank interview about his return to TV, saying “there are bills to pay.”
–Lady Gaga calls herself a “tortured artist,” earns all the eyerolls.
–Tracy Anderson really wants to transform Lena Dunham’s body because she’s a terrible person.
–Charlie Sheen has broken his silence about firing Selma Blair, saying she was not what his show is about.
–Jimmy Fallon’s Breaking Bad parody is way too long, but the in-jokes are great (the pizza bit slayed me).
-Here’s the first trailer for Killing Kennedy, the TV movie starring Rob Lowe and Ginnifer Goodwin.
-This video of Gwyneth Paltrow’s garden party has everything: Cameron Diaz holding a kid, Chris Martin actually smiling, Rachel Zoe‘s boy who looks like a girl, Gwyneth doing gangnam style with her mother. I seriously can’t stop watching it.