-We’ve recapped the Oscar fashions and the Oscar winners, so now let’s move on to the good stuff: the after-parties! A bunch of stars changed after the show, and their party gowns were a million times better than what they wore on the red carpet (Anne Hathaway, Kristen Bell and Anna Kendrick, in particular).
-In other Oscar after-party fashion news, I adored Evan Rachel Wood’s dress. Olivia Munn, on the other hand, looked like she was sentenced to boob jail. I don’t hate Jennifer Lawrence‘s Tom Ford dress, though I think Matthew McConaughey’s mom did glittery mosaic best.
–Sean Penn and Charlize Theron were in full makeout mode at Madonna’s Oscar bash.
–Bill Murray, Paul Rudd and Adam Scott helped Amy Poehler do an ill-advised handstand at the Vanity Fair shindig, proving that drunk celebrities are just like us!
–Karen O is coming thisclose to spilling her drink on Amy Adams‘ dress in this photo.
-Girls star Allison Williams showed off her new engagement ring at the Vanity Fair bash (which thankfully took attention away from her terrible bubblegum dress, which is giving me eye diabetes).
-Oh, to be a fly on the wall during this Chris Hemsworth and Channing Tatum convo.
–Justin Bieber made his opinion of Selena Gomez’s Oscar party dress known.
–Orlando Bloom interrupted Miranda Kerr’s Oscar party interview to ask his estranged wife how she was doing, which wasn’t awkward at all.
-An idiot E! reporter asked Mindy Kalling “what color” guys she likes. Her surprised gasp/laugh was awesome.
-The more I see Bradley Cooper‘s girlfriend, the more I think she looks like she could be his daughter.
-I’m not sure I agree, but here’s a pretty compelling argument why Jared Leto shouldn’t have won last night.
–Ellen‘s pizza delivery guy was a norm, and now he’s famous.
-This is great: Will Smith recognized a cameraman on the red carpet last night from his Fresh Prince days.
-Before they ate pizza and jumped into Ellen‘s selfie at the Oscars, Angelina Jolie grabbed Brad Pitt’s butt at the Spirit Awards. I’m loving this new, playful Brang.
–Jimmy Kimmel made meme-into-movie gold on his post-Oscar special.
–Scarlett Johansson sure knows how to bury the lede. During all the Oscar hoopla, news surfaced that she’s pregnant with her first child.
-In other baby news, Gwen Stefani welcomed her third son.
-This new clip from Orphan Black gives us what we really want: Alison!
–George Lopez was arrested for public intoxication in Windsor, Ont.
-Us Weekly is the latest magazine to sign on to Kristen Bell’s boycott of pap photos of children. Interestingly, they made sure to point out that they’d still be running “cooperative photo shoots.” So basically any time you see a photo of kids in these publications going forward, they’ve been staged. This is going to be fun!
–Oprah and Snoop kissed and made up at a party this weekend.
-While I am not looking forward to the 50 Shades of Grey movie, I am looking forward to Jamie Dornan being on the press tour. He was adorable on the Graham Norton Show (and he was sitting next to the equally adorable Aaron Paul! This clip is melting my brain).
–Chris Brown has been ordered to stay in rehab for two more months after being diagnosed with bi-polar disorder and PTSD. Funny, I feel like I have PTSD from reading the police report following his Rihanna beatdown.
-Was Jim Parsons‘ episode of SNL the show’s worst in a decade?
-Here’s the first two minutes of the Veronica Mars movie, which serves a recap of the show for newbs.