–Selena Gomez was spotted holding hands with her Monte Carlo costar Luke Bracey at a Golden Globes party. She might want to just go ahead and shut down her Twitter account before the crapstorm starts.
–Jeremy Renner is expecting a baby with his ex-girlfriend. Take that, gay rumours! (Also, she’s 8 months along so take that, celebs who claim they can’t maintain any privacy!)
-I’m really digging Buzzfeed’s new, long-form content. This article on how Scientology might be self-destructing is worth your time.
–Nicole Kidman looks amazing (and amazingly unfrozen) on the cover of the Hollywood Reporter, in which she says she refused to talk about Scientology out of respect for her kids.
–Russell Crowe denies dating Dita Von Teese by saying they’re “friends, not lovers;” manages to leave us all with a terrible visual in the process.
–Kathryn Bigelow wrote an op-ed defending Zero Dark Thirty’s depiction of torture.
–Katie Holmes is not text-stalking Joshua Jackson, unfortunately.
–Shakira is using her pregnancy photos for good instead of evil.
-Yippee ki — yikes! Die Hard director John McTiernan is going to prison following that crazy wire-tapping investigation.
-Here is Samuel L. Jackson talk-singing Taylor Swift‘s “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.” My life = complete.
–Thom Yorke does everything better than you, including making playlists.
–Jennifer Lawrence‘s funny SNL promos look promising!
-Meanwhile, Jennifer can’t believe that Lindsay Lohan didn’t get her First Wives Club reference and accused her of slamming Meryl Streep on Twitter. I can’t believe Lindsay Lohan knows how to spell Meryl!
-Speaking of Lindsay, Megan Fox is taking back what she said about her in Esquire.
-The Sundance Film Festival schedule has been released — and it’s a doozy. From Amy Poehler playing Adam Scott‘s stepmom in A.C.O.D. to Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy reuniting for Before Midnight, there’s a lot of goodness to look forward to.
-Congrats to Elton John, who just welcomed another son via surrogate.
-Guys, Bradley Cooper just got a perm. On purpose.
-The first official trailer for Mud, starring Matthew McConaughey and Reese Witherspoon, has landed. This came to TIFF but didn’t cause much of a stir. Still, it’s from Take Shelter director Jeff Nichols so it’s probably worth a look.