-Divergent star Shailene Woodley says she doesn’t necessarily identify as straight: “I fall in love with human beings based on who they are, not based on what they do or what sex they are.”
–Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard faced off against the paparazzi on Extra last night, and it got INTENSE.
–Anna Kendrick wrote about her Oscar weekend for Vogue.com, and it’s hilarious. She talks about sweat pants, Jennifer Lawrence’s boobs, and how Jared Leto’s hair “smells like a damn meadow.”
-When Lupita N’yong’o tossed her lip balm into the hat when Ellen was collecting pizza money at the Oscars, she probably didn’t mean to cause mass hysteria about Clarin’s $24 HydraQuench.
-Meanwhile, how awesome would it be if Lupita really was dating K’naan?
-Do you want to hear Big Boi rap about Game of Thrones? Sure you do.
-This album preview from Julian Casablancas + The Voidz intrigues me.
-Meanwhile, a new featurette on Amazing Spider-Man 2 starring Andrew and Emma Stone has arrived.
–Mary-Louise Parker is trying her hand at TV again in a new NBC sitcom. I like her a lot (she’s the reason I stuck with Weeds way longer than I should have), though I wonder if she’s a bit too brittle for network TV?
-It’s official: no one does Twitter than Sir Patrick Stewart.
-Have you ever wondered what James Franco thinks about Twin Peaks? Well, wonder no more! (What’s that? You’ve never wondered? Too bad, he’s going to tell you anyway.)
-Prepare to feel old: Cruel Intentions is celebrating it’s 15th anniversary.
-Tonight’s episode of Reign is steamy, but not as steamy as the unedited version so the network will stream the sexier, uncensored version online.
–Lindsay Lohan will continue her valiant battle against irrelevance with a guest spot on 2 Broke Girls.
-The nominations for the MTV Movie Awards were announced this morning. Jennifer Aniston makes a surprising amount of appearances in that list.
-I suck at Flip Cup. I can play Quarters forever, but Flip Cup defeats me every time. Jimmy Fallon and Annette Bening do not have this problem.
–Norman Reedus read some romantic texts on Fallon last night. Hearing Daryl from The Walking Dead say “I wuv you” slays me.
-The Soup’s take on True Detective is perfection.
–This is sure to fan the flames of those Jessica Biel pregnancy rumours.
–This story about how camera assistant Sarah Jones died on the set of Midnight Rider is terrifying.
–Mila Kunis wants you to look at her engagement ring. LOOK AT IT!
–Leighton Meester wasn’t flashing her new wedding ring around as much but E! still managed to get some blurry shots of it.
-Speaking of rings, Mary-Kate Olsen’s engagement rock is vintage Cartier. It sold at Sotheby’s for $81,250, has four carats and is surrounded by 16 sapphires.
–Prince would really like everyone to stop trying to touch his hair, mmm-kay?
–Nicki Minaj took a bunch of photos while showering and then posted them to Instagram because that’s the world we live in.
-It still blows my mind that Cameron Diaz and Reese Witherspoon hang out on purpose. Do you think Drew Barrymore has to constantly be their buffer?
-Who creates drama series on HBO? Middle aged white guys, pretty much exclusively.
–Jenna Fischer is already in her third trimester and you didn’t even know she was pregnant until last week because she keeps her sh*t locked down like a baus.
-I was really hoping Resurrection would get better reviews, because its French counterpart The Returned is amazing!
–Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry continue to throw shade at each other’s tongues.
-An extended clip for Captain America: Winter Soldier has landed.
-Here’s a teaser for the new season of Mad Men. Spoiler alert: it tells us nothing.
-Unpopular opinion alert: I’m not as enthralled with the new Annie trailer as everyone else seems to be. Cameron Diaz is going to break her teeth on all the scenery she’s chewing, and as adorable as Quvenzhané Wallis is, I’m not sure that she has the pipes for it.