-Fallout from Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin‘s shocking split announcement continues. The pair are currently vacationing together in the Bahamas (they were seen dining together hours after the big reveal), and he reportedly gave her a painting of a bird in flight by Mila Fürstová to mark this new stage in their lives. As amicable as it all seems now, everyone’s wondering why they specifically pointed out that they’d spent time in this past year separated? Did they hold off on the announcement until they were certain it wouldn’t be part of Vanity Fair’s “takedown”? Or is some new bombshell coming that will be more easily explained if they’ve been apart for a while?
–Gwyneth recently announced that she’s taking a break from acting to focus on her kids.
-Parks and Recreation’s Retta live-tweeted the last episode of The Good Wife last night, and she got so upset that Josh Charles had to call and console her. If only he could offer phone therapy to all of us…
-Speaking of Parks and Rec stars, Chris Pratt is teaming up with wife Anna Faris for a new movie.
-What happened to James Marsden? I’m not a fan of this new look.
-A rumoured Fox reality series will trick women into believing they’re competing for Prince Harry’s love, which is just so…wrong.
-Speaking of terrible reality TV, E! just ordered something called Kourtney & Khloe Take The Hamptons. Ugh.
–Shia LaBeouf looks really gross coming from the gym, but I remember a Nerdist podcast where Casey Wilson was talking about always seeing him work out in jeans, so I guess this outfit is an improvement?
-Cripes. Fox just pulled Enlisted because no one’s watching it. This is why we can’t have nice things, people!
–Captain Americais quitting, you guys.
–Alyson Hannigan predicts you’re going to ugly-cry your way through the HIMYM finale next week.
-Here’s Louis CK‘s new SNL promos.
-So now True Detective is submitting itself as a drama instead of a mini-series? This awards show already makes no sense! (It also implies that HBO has no hopes for Game of Thrones’ award chances this season.)
–Channing Tatum continues to be a wonderful human being.
-The Mindy Project returns next week with two back-to-back episodes, one of which is promisingly called “French Me, You Idiot.”
–Kit Harrington thinks there should be equal opportunity nudity on Game of Thrones. Someone buy this man a cup of mead!
-Speaking of GoT, here’s a 9-minute recap to get you back up to speed before the season premiere. I really needed that.
-The cast of Lost were asked to describe the series in 30 seconds — and some did better than others. (Also, why does Maggie Grace look like she just arrived from a walk of shame?)
–Rihanna flew back to London to join Drake for his final shows.
–Miranda Kerr is back to Instagramming nekkid pics.
-I’m 99.9% sure this story about Kanye West buying Kim Kardashian a Burger King franchise for a wedding present is total crap, but I still love it.
-Could Community’s “six seasons and a movie” rally cry actually become a reality?
-Speaking of Angelina, the new international trailer delves into Maleficent’s’ tragic backstory.
–Blake Lively was photographed in a wedding dress on the set of her new movie.
-In other Jake Johnson news, here’s the NSFW red-band trailer for Let’s Be Cops. Put your shirt back on, Nina Dobrev!