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–Rihanna posted a bunch of Instagram photos of her frolicking topless on a yacht. You do you, RiRi.
–Justin Bieber went to a strip club and spent $75k . The craziest part of this story? It was all dollar bills. Did he bring his own armored truck?
–Anne Hathaway wasn’t actually drowning, you guys.
–Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross will score Gone Girl. This is shaping up to be one of those rare times that the film is better than the book.
-Once again, Mark Ruffalo is speaking out for women’s rights and it’s pretty damn great.
-Meanwhile, Jonah is dropping f-bombs all over his SNL promos.
-Sad news for Octavia Spencer: her Murder She Wrote reboot just got killed.
-Speaking of classic TV, Bill Cosby is coming back to NBC.
–Shia LaBeouf claims his Twitter feed is actually a piece of “meta-modernist performance art.” Um, yeah. Mine too.
–Kristen Bell was one hundo p charming on Conan this week, showing off her Veronica Mars bust.
–Ashanti was slammed by hater on Twitter and responded with a stupid homophobic jab.
–Idris Elba showed off his sexiest facial expression. I know it’s a joke, but it’s totally working for me.
-Speaking of sexy Brits, Benedict Cumberbatch won an award and accepted it in swimming trunks, causing the internet to melt.
-This is promising: Rashida Jones will star in Steve Carell’s upcoming TBS comedy.
-Despite all the controversy surrounding Lena Dunham‘s Vogue cover, the video she shot for their website about getting ready is very cute.
–Patti LaBelle calls out “little heifers” unfit to be called divas, which is the kind of thing only real divas do.
-This new trailer for Lust for Love features a ton of people from the Joss Whedon universe, so I love it already.
-Last night’s Mindy Project was insane. On one hand, I loved THAT moment, but was it too soon? Did they just Nick & Jess their way to suckiness? I don’t know why they’re rushing things; Fox is bullish on a renewal.
-Speaking of The Mindy Project, here’s an interview with Chris Messina explaining his dancing skills.
–Sean Penn just called Charlize Theron “a keeper.” This is really happening, people! Assume crash positions!
-The first teaser for Guillermo Del Toro’s FX series, The Strain, is intriguing.