-Meanwhile, the cast reunited in NYC for the GoT premiere.
–Lindsay Lohan‘s celebrity “f*ck list” keeps growing. Well hello there, Orlando Bloom, Ryan Phillippe, Benicio Del Toro and Ashton Kutcher!
-I’m very much looking forward to Anna Kendrick hosting SNL on April 5.
-I can totally relate to the way Mindy Kaling handles wine tastings: “I smell…alcohol-y smells.”
-Instead of running away in terror, the Parks and Rec cast gave their number one fan a standing ovation at PaleyFest because they’re all menschs.
-In news that should surprise no one, The Bachelor Canada’s Brad Smith and Bianka Kamber have ended their engagement.
–Jamie Lynn Spears‘ mom wore a bridal-ish dress to her daughter’s ceremony, which is a total wedding foul.
-This is an odd career choice: Chris Martin has joined The Voice as an adviser and mentor to the current contestants.
–Lily Tomlin just joined a new Netflix comedy from the creator of Friends and I want it in my eyeballs RIGHT NOW!
-Meanwhile, Shailene Woodley says she’s no longer playing Mary Jane in Spider-Man.
-Speaking of overalls, the Buffy cast started tweeting about them being in style again and it gave me so many feels!
-God bless Gawker for pointing out that Shailene Woodley is like if a female Matthew McConaughey came to life.
–Maggie Q kicks serious ass, so I’m glad she’s landed the lead in Kevin Williamson’s new CBS pilot.
-The new Maleficent trailers just keep comin‘.
-“I feel like I just learned how to brush my hair like last week!” says Mary-Kate Olsen, who’s clearly not a real person.
–Gerard Butler managed to find and crash the one bachelorette party in the world that wasn’t attended by women who think he’s gross.
-It might be a trainwreck, but I’m all in with Fargo thanks to this new trailer.
-I’m not sure I’m feeling Lykke Li’s new single. Enunciate, woman!
–Miley Cyrus did karaoke to “Baby Got Back.” Fun story: a couple of Christmases ago my family was at midnight mass and the book said “…and now the congregation will sing an appropriate hymn of praise” and at the exact same time my brother and I started humming “Baby Got Back” and totally lost it. Church is weird.
-Grantland digs deeper into the “secret occult history of the U.S. transportation system” that will be the focus of True Detective’s next season.
-More sadness surrounding L’Wren Scott: a close friend says she was going to announce her business closure on Wednesday.
-Meanwhile, Mick Jagger posted a heartfelt message about L’Wren Scott on his website.
-Here’s another dreamy Mad Men teaser that tells us nothing.
–Casey Wilson revealed her favourite Happy Endings moments and it made me want to rewatch the whole damn thing.
-Another Godzilla trailer, another realization that Bryan Cranston can make anything watchable.
-I liked this “10 things I learned from the Veronica Mars movie” article.
-Meanwhile, Judd Apatow isn’t planning to jump on the reunion bandwagon with his beloved cult classic. “Freaks & Geeks would probably have a really sad reunion show. It would have to happen at a prison or at a hospital. We didn’t think those people would do very well.”
-Justin Bieber‘s DUI defense is that he wasn’t wasted, he was just nursing a fractured foot. Sure thing, hon.
-This Boy Meets World reunion photo is making me feel super old, guys.
-The trailer for Meryl Streep and Jeff Bridges‘s The Giver is finally here. Neither Taylor Swift or Katie Holmes are given any lines, which seems like the right choice.