–Justin Timberlake tried to shoot down rumours of marriage troubles by thanking Jessica Biel in his acceptance speech at the People’s Choice Awards — but I kind of think he made her sound like a nag. Also, let’s all pause for an eyeroll over this bit: “I’d like to thank my team who puts up with my ridiculous neuroses all the time. I’m sorry…but not really, ’cause look at this [award].”
-On the other end of the spectrum, Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev gave a great speech by addressing what we were all thinking.
–Sarah Michelle Gellar was also amazing, thanks to her awesome Buffy shout-out.
-I don’t watch any of the Real Housewives shows, but I will watch the crap out of Casey Wilson and Angela Kinsey‘s spoof of it!
-Everyone is grossed out by these photos of Anne Hathaway‘s husband sucking on her toe, but I’m more mesmerized by the fact that he brought a first-aid kit to the beach.
-Omaze is running an *amazing* contest right now in which you can enter for a chance to go to The Monuments Men premiere with George Clooney for a donation as low as $10. The proceeds go to his Satellite Sentinel Project, which correctly predicted the recent Sudan military campaign. (If you haven’t read his recent op-ed on South Sudan, check it out.)
-Here’s proof that Anna Kendrick‘s Twitter feed is both funny and painfully accurate.
-In a new video, Kristen Stewart explains her new Balenciaga ad. Yeah, I still don’t get it.
–Emma Thompson says Sandra Bullock would go gay for her. Who wouldn’t?
–Taylor Swift may be dating the CEO of Snapchat, which sounds like an unholy union designed to make the rest of us feel really, really old. On the plus side, Taylor was reportedly very nice at Snapchat’s recent party in NYC. “She complimented people on their shoes and hair.”
–Chris Brown has rejected the plea deal for his assault charge stemming from that October incident.
–Beyoncé crashed someone’s karaoke session — while they were singing Beyoncé. This is my dream!
–Matt Smith could join Benedict Cumberbatch on Sherlock. I don’t really know what that means, but my entire Twitter feed just exploded.
-Speaking of geeky TV, I really like this article on how Parks and Rec is a nerdier show than The Big Bang Theory.
-At least the Entourage cast appear to be talking after all those tense contract negotiations.
-They’re remaking Point Break? And Gerard Butler is in talks to play Patrick Swayze‘s role? Kill me.
–Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen cast a 65-year-old model for their pre-fall lookbook, which is pretty boss.
-Wait, is Broken Social Scene releasing a new album next week?
-The Fault in Our Stars released a photo of Hazel and Gus in the Anne Frank house. I know she’s supposed to be wearing a wig, but does it need to be so terrible?
–Charlize Theron and Sean Penn went to the movies together. It’s getting harder and harder to pretend this thing isn’t really happening.
-TV critics got a sneak peek at Lindsay Lohan‘s upcoming OWN reality show today.
-Today’s edition of real estate porn comes courtesy of Julianna Margulies.
–Dennis Rodman has blamed his crazy CNN interview on stress and drinking.
-I think this is the first photo I’ve seen from the Long Way Down adaptation. Cannot wait to see this movie!
-The photog who snapped those choking pics of Nigella Lawson and her ex remembers the incident as being “so violent.”
-A new trailer for Bad Words has landed. I saw Jason Bateman dancing with that little boy at a TIFF party, so it’s weird to see him cussing the kid out.