-Just days after pictures of their “romantic stroll” in a park surfaced, Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie have announced their separation after three years of marriage. Remember how she, uh, commemorated his proposal? I’m guessing this milestone was a different story.
-Congrats to the impossibly gorgeous Jesse Williams, who just welcomed a baby girl. (The fact that his wife is a totally normal-looking real estate broker somehow makes him even more attractive.)
–Aaron Sorkin is dating Courtney Love? How does one go from seeing Kristen Davis to that trainwreck?!
-Finally some good news for Amanda Bynes: her bong-tossing case may be dismissed.
–These pictures of Anne Hathaway screaming for help while caught in a riptide in Hawaii are pretty terrifying.
–Leslie Mann got super sentimental and teary when appearing for the last time on Jay Leno‘s show, and it was awkward.
-The cast of Orange Is The New Black looks amazing in Elle’s super glam photo shoot.
–Shia LaBeouf tweeted last night that he’s retiring from public life. Don’t tease us!
-Oh jeez. Whitney Houston‘s 20-year-old daughter Bobbi Kristina tweeted yesterday that she and Nick Gordon are “happily married.”
–Jay Z and Beyonce rented out an entire zoo for Blue Ivy‘s second birthday party.
–Judy Blume and Lena Dunham want you to take a break from your screens and read some books already.
-Meanwhile, Donald Glover says Lena Dunham is playing all of us (and winning).
-Despite being incredibly awkwardly phrased, I don’t really think this TCA interviewer’s question about Girls deserved the smackdown Lena Dunham and Judd Apatow delivered.
-Speaking of awkward TCA interviewers, a reporter rudely criticized Tamron Hall for talking about her sister’s murder.
–Aubrey Plaza kind of bugs me (like when she refused to be interviewed about Parks & Rec’s 100th episode), but Anna Kendrick is friends with her so she can’t be all bad.
-I can’t get enough of Josh Malina‘s Twitter feed, but this photo he just posted of Bradley Cooper might be my favourite tweet of his ever.
-Game of Thrones is teasing scenes from their new trailer on Vine. No Brienne and Jaime? Fail!
–Zac Efron is all about sex on the first date, y’all.
-Here’s a scene from Spoils of Babylon. From all the reviews I’ve read, it seems like the cast had more fun making it than everyone’s having watching it.
–Kristen Wiig had a very awkward first date on Jimmy Kimmel last night.
-Is Lindsay Lohan up to her old tricks again? This may explain some recent not-so-blind blind items.
-The upcoming Veronica Mars will make debut its at SXSW. A new poster has also landed.
-In news that will surprise no one, Justin Bieber egged his neighbour’s house.
–Emma Watson is reportedly dating a hot rugby star.
-New Heritage Minutes are being released? Huzzah!
–John Mayer got Katy Perry a pair of diamond angel wings for xmas. Ugh.
–Miley Cyrus‘ video for “Wrecking Ball” has been banned from French TV before 10 p.m. That’s right — Miley Cyrus is too skanky for FRANCE!
-Meanwhile, Marc Jacobs‘ go-to photographer, Juergen Teller, refused to photograph Miley Cyrus for the new campaign. Ouch.
-The always awesome Joseph Gordon-Levitt talked about his mom teaching him to be a feminist on Ellen this week.
-Expect Lupita Nyong’o to wear Miu Miu at the Golden Globes this weekend. Her new campaign for them is stunning.
-A ranking of every character in the Buffy universe seems like a lovely way to kick off a weekend, don’t ya thing?
–Bryan Cranston is going for Heisenberg in the trailer and new clip from Cold Comes the Night.