-Um, what’s up with Michelle Williams‘ racially insensitive magazine cover? It’s a rare misstep from her.
-Speaking of mag covers, Taylor Swift and Rihanna don’t sell well. If publishers want to move issues, they might want to try Scarlett Johansson or Katy Perry instead.
-For Gerard Butler, the ideal first date involves letting the girl try on all his hats. Lucky lady!
-Also, Gerard admits that he slept with Brandi Glanville, but forgot her name. Are you swooning yet?
–Justin Timberlake tried to squash that supposed beef with Kanye West on Fallon last night.
–Baz Luhrmann‘s The Great Gatsby is going to open the 2013 Cannes Film Festival.
–Jada Pinkett Smith thinks we all need to lay off Justin Bieber, Rihanna, Taylor Swift and Quvenzhané Wallis.
-Best news ever: Melissa McCarthy may team up with Bill Murray for a new movie.
–Beyonce and Jay-Z are the victims of a hacker who exposed their financial info; he also snared Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson, Ashton Kutcher, Joe Biden and Hillary Clinton.
-Here’s Game of Thrones, re-imagined as a high school drama. “Prom Night Is Coming!”
-On Fallon last night, Timothy Olyphant explained how he was only in the movie Go because he was fired from Practical Magic.
-Speaking of late night TV, Halle Berry wore a ridiculously low-cut dress on Leno last night.
-Disney is making a new live-action Beauty and the Beast. Um, didn’t The CW already try that?
-In other Disney news, Emma Watson won’t be playing Cinderella after all.
-Even James Franco‘s neighbours don’t like James Franco.
-Critics, however, are raving about his performance in Spring Breakers. “As a rapper who at one point performs fellatio on a gun, James Franco gives an understated performance.” Zoinks!
-Congrats to Edward Norton, who’s going to be a dad for the first time.
-I really, really liked Jian Ghomeshi‘s interview with Mandy Patinkin on Q.
-This seems like a time when Justin Bieber’s family should probably rally around him, support him, and try to get him a little distance from the spotlight for a while. Instead, his mother has “joked” about being interested in becoming the next Bachelorette.
–Lady Gaga is recovering from her hip surgery in a 24-karat gold wheelchair. Celebrities: they’re just like us!
–Anne Hathaway may have an Oscar now, but she’s not too big to ride the subway.
-Here’s something you probably never thought you’d ever hear: Kristen Schaal just replaced Mandy Moore in a TV show.
-Here’s the trailer for Keanu Reeves‘ new movie, Generation Um.