–Scarlett Johansson looks like a work of art (while standing next to one) in her new Dolce & Gabanna ad.
-It’s a Veronica Mars reunion! Kristen Bell tweeted a photo at a hockey game with Enrico Colantoni and Max Greenfield.
-It looks like there might actually be something to that Charlize Theron/Seth MacFarlane rumour.
–Jennifer Lawrence continues to be made of awesomesauce, saying that she’s now acting as Bradley Cooper’s wingman.
-The new David Bowie album is streaming on iTunes!
–Liam Gallagher dared to mock Idris Elba at the NME Awards? STEP OFF, LIAM!
–Justin Bieber rang in his 19th birthday shirtless in England, partying until 6 A.M. Um, what’s up with this new obsession with his chest?
–Connie Britton talks about being a single mom – and makes us worship her even more – in More magazine.
–Tina Fey played pyramid with audience members this week on Fallon.
-Meanwhile, Tina and Jason Bateman may star in the movie adaptation of Jonathan Tropper‘s This Is Where I Leave You, a book I really loved.
-It looks like Michael Sheen broke it off with Rachel McAdams because he “wasn’t ready to settle down.” Anyone else think a Michelle Williams/Jason Segel and Rachel McAdams/Michael Sheen couple swap would fix everything?
-Speaking of Michelle Williams, I think she’s killing it on the Oz press tour. Definitely beating Mila Kunis in the style department.
–Dermot “Fancy Man” Mulroney will be back on New Girl later this season, which is probably not good news for anyone aboard the Jess/Nick ship.
-I really liked this article with Mae Whitman talking about her favourite roles (though I wish they brought up Hope Floats. Terrible, terrible movie but that scene where her father drives away always messes me up.)
–Tori Spelling is shooting down rumours that she’s heading for divorce.
-Speaking of the gang from Beverly Hills, the CW finally put 90210 out of its misery. Shenae Grimes was later spotted eating her feelings.
-Among the things I’ve recently learned about myself: I will never get tired of watching Michelle Obama dance.
–David Beckham would like everyone to know that he did not use a body double for his H&M commercial, mmm-kay?
-I kind of love that Katie Holmes and Judy Greer are becoming BFFs.
–Christian Slater is engaged. 1989 me would be very sad right now.
-Just like a real zombie, the movie version of Pride, Prejudice And Zombies refuses to die.
-I’m really digging Jessica Biel’s purse in these pictures.
–Lindsay Lohan skipped a court hearing to go clubbing. Oh, and the judge called her lawyer “incompetent.”
-I’m glad people keep giving Taylor Kitsch jobs (because, unlike “fetch,” we have to keep trying to make him happen). He’s joining the star-studded cast for Ryan Murphy’s HBO adaptation of The Normal Heart.
-The trailer for Pedro Almodóvar’s upcoming comedy I’m So Excited looks so weird!