–Jamie Lynn Spears just announced (via Instagram, of course) her engagement. Was I the only one who thought she was already married?! In any case, Britney says she’s “so excited and happy” for her (which is the typical response when your little sister announces her impending nuptials just weeks after your own engagement falls apart). Families are fun!
–Olivia Wilde speaks for everyone by tweeting, “Bieber, put your f***ing shirt on!” She’s doing god’s work, people.
–Bieber‘s birthday couldn’t have been that bad; his dad got him a “bat bike.”
-Speaking of Jaden, he’s reportedly dating Kylie Jenner. Um, yay?
–James Franco is still planning to release his documentary on the behind-the-scenes workings of SNL, just in case you were worried that he wasn’t keeping himself busy enough.
-Did Jessica Chastain‘s camp ask Vanity Fair to pull a slightly unflattering article about her from its website during awards season?
-Ruh-row! LaToya Jackson has signed Prince, Paris and Blanket Jackson to her talent agency. This can’t end well.
–Heidi Klum has somehow snagged a last-minute deal to join the judges panel on Season 8 of America’s Got Talent.
–Bones star David Boreanez created Jennifer Hudson‘s Oscars nail polish. (And no, nothing in that sentence was a typo.)
-Something good may have actually come from Russell Crowe being in Les Mis after all. He might be dating his (way younger) costar Samantha Barks.
-I’m so over all this “Harlem Shake’ crap — but I’ll still watch the cast of Happy Endings doing it.
–Revenge’s Emily VanCamp looks amazing on the cover of Fashion.
-In other great new covers, check out lil’ Quvenzhané Wallis rocking the cover of Italian Vanity Fair!
-Blerg. Halle Berry says she’ll be reprising her role as Storm in the next X-Men movie.
-It’s official: Alec Baldwin should not be in charge of naming his unborn baby.
–Prince played Fallon, borrowed someone else’s guitar, refused to autograph it, and then threw it on the floor at the end of his performance. And we all forgive him cause, well…Prince!
-This news is happy-making: Gilmore Girl Alexis Bledel will join Parenthood’s Jason Ritter on a new Fox comedy.
-It’s the time of year when networks start renewing shows. Fox announced they’ll be bringing back The Following, New Girl, The Mindy Project and Raising Hope – but interestingly, Glee is still not a lock. Check out a list of where all your favourite shows stand here.
-I just had a conversation about how everyone in Toronto is wearing the same damn coat this winter, and now someone has compiled video proof!
-Every time Mary-Kate Olsen and Olivier Sarkozy make out in public, an angel goes blind.
-It’s national grammar day! Celebrate with these hilarious comma fails.
-Just when we thought Miley Cyrus’ hair couldn’t get more batshit, she dyes it blue.
-Speaking of bad hair, Bradley Cooper is rocking a bob! On purpose!
–Amanda Seyfried took to Twitter to quash those rumours that Anne Hathaway blew up at her over her Oscar dress.
-20 minutes of deleted scenes from The Master have surfaced on YouTube. (Though they could have left them in in. I’m pretty sure I would have just slept through those scenes, too.)
-It sure didn’t take Ben Affleck long to change his attitude with the paparazzi after they won him his Oscar.
–Jason Bateman and Alexander Skarsgård discover that the Internet can kinda suck in the new trailer for Disconnect.