–Miley Cyrus has slammed rumours that she’s called off her wedding to Liam Hemsworth following those reports that he was getting flirty with January Jones. Interestingly though, her camp isn’t even pretending all’s well in paradise. A source close to her acknowledged to People that the couple is “working through” some “problems.”
–Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds continue to make the most of their time in Sudbury. They donned blue smocks and visited the Science North animal centre.
–Alec Baldwin continues to school Shia LaBeouf on the art of the celebrity feud by telling Vulture, “I don’t think he’s in a good position to be giving interpretations of what the theater is and what the theater isn’t. I mean, he was never in the theater. He came into a rehearsal room for six or seven days.” BOOM! Shia has countered by releasing more emails, which makes me want to pat him on the head and mutter “there, there.”
–Demi Moore is reportedly preparing to file a divorce response, putting her and Ashton Kutcher on course for a trial.
-Staying out of the courtroom will be Tom Cruise. His lawsuit disputing a tabloid’s claim that he “abandoned” Suri has just been moved to private mediation.
–Rihanna just Instagramed a photo of her butt. It may seem crass, but I actually think this girl is one of the smartest celebs around when it comes to the use of social media. She’s single-handedly destroying the paparazzi demand for photos of her by distributing them herself in a way that allows her to retain complete control. There’s nothing dumb about that.
–Kate Middleton dared to begin uttering a word that starts with “d” before stopping herself, so now everyone’s assuming she’s talking about her daughter.
–Community is planning a puppet episode. Frankly, I can’t believe it took them this long.
–Tina Fey has responded to Taylor Swift‘s diss as only she can: awesomely.
–This account of Nora Ephron‘s death by her son is the best thing you’ll read all week.
-The second best thing you’ll read is Russell Brand’s column on addiction as a health issue.
-As if I needed another reason to love Jennifer Lawrence: she reportedly rebuffed Leonardo DiCaprio.
-Although I must admit that Leo‘s Jack Nicholson impression doesn’t suck.
-In today’s “TV executives suck” news, the plan to save NBC’s Up All Night almost involved a magical portal only the baby could see.
-But not all TV execs suck, since Buffy’s Anthony Head has just been cast on a new CW show.
–Russell Crowe thinks he captured a UFO on camera, and he has the blurry photos to prove it.
–Jake Gyllenhaal is reportedly dating Sports Illustrated model Emily DiDonato. (I liked his performance so much in End of Watch that I’m not even going to snark on the fact that they met in spin class.)
-Was Twilight left out of the MTV Movie Awards best kiss category because Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are over it?
-No wonder she doesn’t want to kiss him. Look at his teeth!
–Kanye West called Lil Wayne the best rapper in the world (while also wondering why no one seems to appreciate his kilts).
-The Spring Breakers soundtrack is streaming online, if you’re wondering exactly what type of music compels Disney starlets to go on bikini-clad robbing sprees.
–Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Reese Witherspoon are vacationing together in Mexico. Is anyone else having a hard time picturing Cam and Reese as friends?
-My birthday isn’t until May, but somebody needs to buy this for me.
-As much as I still wish the Harlem Shake trend would just crawl into a hole and die already, I gotta give the Supernatural cast and crew props for incorporating a sweet crane shot into theirs.
–Chelsea Handler continues to earn her BFF status by slamming Angelina Jolie.
–James Franco and Stephen Colbert had their second Lord of the Rings showdown last night.
–Melissa McCarthy is on tap to host SNL again in April.
-Meanwhile, Justin Timberlake‘s SNL promos have arrived — and they’re great.