-Ok, Amanda Bynes needs to step away from Twitter. She tweeted today that she wants Drake to “murder my vagina.” Um, ouch! (Seriously though, at what point is someone going to intervene and get this girl the help she so obviously needs?)
-It takes special talent to pull off a double nip slip. Hats off to you, Nicki Minaj!
–Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are apparently thinking of naming their baby North. As in, North West. Seriously.
-I have lots of thoughts about Amy Poehler‘s new “Ask Amy” video. A) It’s hard not to watch her give advice on how to say goodbye with grace without thinking about her split from Will Arnett, B) She looks really skinny here. Should we worry, or is it just crappy lighting? C) Her son’s video-bomb at the end is adorable.
–Will Sasso’s Vine videos (which basically consist of him puking up lemons) are kinda hilarious.
–Seth Meyers may be rolled in to plug the Jimmy Fallon-shaped hole on Late Night.
-Meanwhile, you can watch Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon smear each other with makeup.
-It’s all good in Twilightville. Robert Pattinson is apparently living with Kristen Stewart.
–Liam Hemsworth doesn’t want to answer your questions about Miley Cyrus, so don’t even try. Meanwhile, her camp is telling People that they’ve been “inseparable” since he’s been back and they “will continue their wedding plans.” Convinced yet?
–Joe Jonas‘ reps insist he doesn’t have a sex tape. Convinced yet? (The sequel.)
–Rihanna just obtained a three-year restraining order against a fan.
-Meanwhile, is Rihanna cheating on Chris Brown with Dane Cook? And did you ever think Dane Cook would be considered the better option?!
-I really liked this article on Veronica Mars and how everyone seems to be forgetting that the third season kinda sucked. (Which, btw, is why I really want a movie. I need a better conclusion.)
-Meanwhile, I’m pretty much Kickstarting all of my entertainment needs these days. I just donated to The Lizzie Bennet Diaries DVD campaign (which reached its 30-day goal in just over 6 hours!).
–James McAvoy is not only dreamy, he’s also a real-life hero.
–Gwyneth Paltrow says she actually gets to suit up and kick ass in Iron Man 3.
-I quite liked Vulture’s “Ageless Paul Rudd Quiz.” I got 13/15, ’cause I know my Rudd.
–Britney Spears is still going strong with her new guy.
-This year’s poster for the Cannes Film Festival is lovely.
-Is Ryan Phillippe hooking up with Ashley Greene? It was really only a matter of time.
-I actually love the thought of Arrow star (and Canadian actor!) Stephen Amell playing Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey. I mean, I still hate the entire idea of an adaptation, but if someone has to do it…
-Speaking of upcoming movie adaptations, I’m thrilled that Kate Winslet is going to play Jeanine in Divergent!
-Awww! The Despicable Me 2 trailer is adorable!