–Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were photographed together for the second time this week — and People is reporting that she just bought a $2.1 million house close to his. In completely unrelated news, their new movie comes out next month.
-Meanwhile, RPattz was all smiley at last night’s Elle Awards.
–Parks and Recreation‘s Chris Pratt and Aziz Ansari just released a ‘Give A Spit’ PSA for bone marrow donations. Sadly, no spit was swapped in the making of this video.
-Speaking of PSAs, Jay-Z’s Obama endorsement is pretty rad.
–Beyoncé is going to throw a concert while some football stuff happens around her.
-Meanwhile, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are going to hang out and be awesome while some award stuff happens around them.
-Here are 17 other things Tina and Amy should be in charge of.
–Matthew Fox admitted to driving drunk — but says he never struck a woman. Maybe the smoke monster did it?
-Everyone’s talking about the bit in the Kelly Lynch interview where she reveals that Bill Murray calls her husband every time Road House is on TV to say “Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks” — but the entire interview is worth a read.
–Adam Scott has optioned a Chuck Klosterman novel. He should know that my lady parts are also available to option.
–Jennifer Aniston teared up over her engagement — and everyone lost their poo.
-Just because he needed to be cooler, Johnny Depp is now running an imprint of Harper Collins.
-According to Kelly Rutherford‘s twitter pic, Taylor Momsen and Connor Paolo are back on the Gossip Girl set for the final episode(s). Oh, Sad Panda. I missed you.
-Speaking of Gossip Girl, I just clicked on some super spoilery photos of them filming in Central Park that I wish I hadn’t. Click at your own risk.
-Is my boy Aaron Paul making a bad career move?
–Jennie Garth says she tried to reach out to Amanda Bynes. Um, really? ‘Cause by most accounts, What I Like About You was not a happy set.
-The trailer for Miley Cyrus‘ So Undercover has landed. Is it supposed to be a Miss Congeniality reboot, or should Sandra Bullock start prepping the lawsuit now?
-Speaking of Sandra, she got naked in the shower with Chelsea Handler for the season premiere of Chelsea Lately last night.
-In case you’d forgotten/repressed it, John Mayer and Katy Perry are still dating.
-The countdown to Blake Lively‘s wedding spread in Martha Stewart Weddings is officially on.
-The Carrie trailer has arrived. Once you get over the “do we really need this?” conundrum, it actually looks ok.