-I can’t ever unsee this image of Ashton Kutcher and Miley Cyrus in bed together.
-I also can’t ever unsee this photo of Simon Cowell giving the sexy eyes to his reported new girlfriend(!) Carmen Electra.
–Robert Pattinson was spotted out and about on Emmy weekend, partying (or at least briefly posing with) Natalie Portman.
-Speaking of the Twi-gang, Kellan Lutz says that there’ll be extra scenes to watch out for in the credits of Breaking Dawn, Part 2. Buddy, I haven’t even decided if I’m going to drag myself to that movie, let alone stick around for the extras.
–Sofia Vergara‘s Emmy dress wasn’t very supportive — and neither was her boyfriend.
–Chris Brown got his hand slapped by a judge for failing
as a human being a random drug test.
-Meanwhile, everyone thinks this Tweet from Rihanna was directed at Chris.
-Speaking of court dates, Amanda Bynes skipped hers because she — wait for it — moved to New York to start a fashion line! Because everyone is clamouring for a followup to her Steve & Barry’s collection?
–Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana are back together again — thanks to his mommy.
–This video proofs what I always suspected: Happy Endings star Casey Wilson and I would have TOTALLY been BFFs in high school.
–Snooki is the latest star to jump into the ridiculous post-baby bod fray.
-Here’s a cute video of Nick Offerman, Chris Pratt and Adam Scott being too busy with their humblebrags to help Harris Wittels promote his new Humblebrag book.
-Emmy romance alert! Seth MacFarlane was spotted looking cuddly with Game of Thrones’ Emilia Clarke.
-Is it weird that I’m kind of looking forward to see Sarah Jessica Parker as a Vogue editor on Glee? She’s very Carrie Bradshaw-y in this preview. Between this and the Kate Hudson stuff, the show should just drop all the high school crap.
–Rich Aucion’s new video is made of awesome. It’s Brian Wilson‘s life in 4 minutes.
–Justin Theroux and John Krasinski reportedly sang “Call Me Maybe” at an Emmys party. I’m praying the YouTube gods deliver on this one!
-Say what you will about Lady Gaga‘s music and/or wardrobe, but posing half naked to address those weight whispers head on (not to mention her accompanying blog post) is brave and amazing.
–Cookie Monster and Grover reenacted The Hunger Games, this time with more cookies.
-Congrats to Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar, who just welcomed a son.
-POTUS and FLOTUS were all kinds of adorable on The View today.
-It’s tough for me to NOT like a trailer that heavily features Colin Firth, but Gambit is not winning me over.