-Is Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel‘s wedding imminent? Word is he just had his bachelor party in Vegas.
-I can’t stop watching the trailer for Liz & Dick. Who knew it was possible to overact that much in just over 10 seconds? “They drink, they fight, they fornicate.” Why did they even bother writing a script? They could have just let the cameras roll on Lindsay for a couple of days.
–Amanda Bynes‘ tough week continues. She was just dropped by her publicist, agent and lawyer (and, presumably, her driving teacher).
-Speaking of Amanda, she got into a screaming match with a paparazzo.
-Meanwhile, Goodyear is doing some clever promotion by offering Amanda and Lindsay free driving lessons.
-We’ve finally figured out what Kanye West and Kim Kardashian have in common: a sex tape featuring Kanye is reportedly being shopped around.
-Meanwhile, Kanye recently bought Kim a new kitty. Sadly, he didn’t call it Fluffy Vuitton Fantastico.
-We’re in the hard-sell phase of the Butter promotion: they just released a clip of Olivia Wilde and Ashley Greene making out.
-Poor Fergie just had to deny pregnancy rumours, instead saying that she’s just gained a “couple of pounds.”
-Speaking of body scrutiny, Demi Lovato says she remembers feeling bad about her belly at 3, which is terrifying.
–Lucy Lawless says she was welcomed to the Parks and Rec set by Nick Offerman, who told her “I’m relieved to see you’re not as humongous as I thought you were going to be.”
-Speaking of Parks, Adam Scott and Rashida Jones have made a political ad.
–Sarah Silverman also made a political ad (with 1000% more f-bombs).
–Demi Moore was photographed out and about in L.A. this week, and everyone’s talking about how “frail” she looks. If I look like that when I’m 49, I’m throwing myself a parade.
–Paris Hilton says she’s a “huge supporter of the gay community.” Sure, she is.
–James Van Der Beek reminisces about his Dawson days.
–Martha Stewart says she “hangs out” with new neighbours Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds — and it’s a good thing.
–John Travolta says he almost quit show business around the time of his son’s death.
-James Franco’s band is called Daddy. Of course it is.
-The trailer for 42, the Jackie Robinson movie starring Chadwick Boseman and Harrison Ford, looks great — but that may just be because of the Santigold song.