-Alright, Miley Cyrus. We know you’re trying desperately to convince us that your new haircut wasn’t a massive mistake, but maybe it’s time to step away from Twitter.
–Kristen Stewart will take On the Road to TIFF next month. Bonus: it gives her an excuse to avoid an awkward appearance at the MTV VMAs.
-In a new clip from her interview with Oprah, Rihanna tearfully says that Chris Brown needs help.
-Whatever you may think about Jennifer Garner, ya gotta admit that her relationship with Victor Garber is pretty adorable.
-Aw crap. Jennifer Aniston got engaged at my absolute favourite NYC restaurant. As if she would appreciate their pig liver terrine…
–Britney Spears showed up at her conservatory hearing without her engagement ring. Gasp!
-Meanwhile, Brit Brit engaged in some cute Twitter flirtation with the Mars rover.
-Did Al Roker diss Matt Lauer on today’s Today?
-This is amazing: a man named Walter White is wanted on meth charges in Alabama. If police want to find him, they should just call his Jesse.
-Meanwhile, here’s an interview with Breaking Bad‘s Jesse Plemons about his characters dark turn and getting mistaken for Matt Damon.
–Mad Men‘s John Slattery just joined the cast of the Arrested Development film.
–Bobby Brown just checked into rehab.
–Matthew McConaughey continues to get skinnier and skinnier for his new role.
-Do you want to rub Ryan Gosling? Of course you do.
-Last season’s Dexter was a steaming pile ‘o suck, but the latest promo for the new season actually looks pretty kick ass.
-Speaking of new promos, here’s the latest for Glee.
–George Clooney and Stacy Keibler continue their endless vacation.
-The trailer for 10 Years, which premiered at TIFF last year, has finally landed. It stars Channing Tatum, Justin Long, Scott Porter, Aubrey Plaza, Chris Pratt, Rosario Dawson and pretty much everyone else in Young Hollywood.