-What’s it going to take for Amanda Bynes to stop driving?! Maybe people who once played her parents/authority figures need to step in at this point. It’s your move, Colin Firth, Kelly Preston and Jennie Garth!
-Congrats to Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer, who just welcomed twins.
-Is Chris Brown‘s new neck tattoo a photo of Rihanna’s face?
-Now that TIFF has turned me into a total Penn Badgley lover (who knew?), I’m more than a little excited about this new Gossip Girl promo. But why is his hair so wonky again? I thought we had fixed that!
-I just keep missing Joss Whedon at every TIFF thing I go to. Dammit! Although it’s probably for the best – I’d surely nerdgasm over him.
–Katy Perry and John Mayer have spread their ickiness to Vegas.
–Avril Lavigne‘s transformation into Skrillex is complete!
-People need to lay off making fun of Emma Watson for crying during her TIFF premiere. That sound of heaving sobs ringing out in the theatre during the film’s last 10 minutes? Yeah, that was me.
-Some dickish wedding guest took blurry photos of Cobie Smulders on her big day and sold them to the tabs. On the plus side: pretty dress!
-Cool: You can watch the first 25 minutes of Homeland’s season premiere here.
–Lena Dunham gave herself the exact haircut you’d expect Lena Dunham to give herself.
–Dancing with the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba just ended her engagement with that dude who popped the question on Live! with Kelly.
–Sheryl Crow thinks she got her brain tumor from her cellphone, which is kind of freaking me the hell out.
–Channing Tatum is opening a restaurant? I want to go to there.
–Tom Hanks and Jay Leno attended Michael Clarke Duncan’s funeral.
–Anderson Cooper doesn’t know why everyone made a big deal out of his recent “coming out,” saying “I came out in high school.”
–Kristen Stewart’s attitude is back. Thank god.
-I love that Gangnam Style has made it all the way to Ellen.
–The Last Quartet, featuring Philip Seymour Hoffman and Christopher Walken, is getting lots of TIFF love.
-Speaking of TIFF films, the first trailer for Smashed just landed. Cripes, I already love this movie so much!