-Congrats to Reese Witherspoon, who just welcomed a son she named Tennessee James — a name I (surprisingly) don’t hate.
-Speaking of babies, Jay-Z has shot down rumours that Beyonce is carrying one.
-Meanwhile, KStew was all smiles in Paris. I didn’t know her mouth could move that way.
–Nicole Scherzinger really wants you to know that she never kissed Chris Brown, which is all well and good but we can’t let her completely off the hook because she was still photographed dancing really close to him.
-I’m writing a weekly column on The Bachelor Canada for Flare. First up: an interview with the man himself, Brad Smith! (Bit of a crush, actually…)
-Wait, so now People has jumped over to Tom Cruise’s side? I’m so confused…
–Ke$ha says she had sex with a ghost (which is still not as weird as her fashion sense.)
-The CW is about to air Dr. Horrible for the first time on network TV. Here’s their trailer.
-Meanwhile, Jennifer Garner is talking about Ben Affleck‘s “wonder sperm.” Yup, that just happened.
-This Sons of Anarchy death is all kinds of terrible.
–Amanda Bynes pleaded not guilty to that hit-and-run charge. (Well, her lawyer did it for her. She couldn’t be bothered, apparently.)
-I missed blogging yesterday, which means I missed these a-mah-zing photos of an 18-year-old Victoria Beckham. My fave is the one where she’s doing the Flashdance pose!
-The kid who plays Walter Jr. on Breaking Bad made an Emmy video diary. Not surprisingly, breakfast is one of the first things mentioned.
-The first full trailer for Lincoln is out. I’m still all meh about it. Thoughts?
–Brangelina has already booked Jamie Oliver to cater their Christmas dinner. I still haven’t figure out what I’m going to have for my afternoon snack….
–Jersey Shore‘s Jwoww is engaged — and she got the exact ring you’d expect her to have.
-I’m not a fan of the new sitcom Guys with Kids, but I’ve got no problem watching the cast do a history of TV theme songs with Jimmy Fallon.
-Jaden Smith: not as cool as Willow, but still a trillion times cooler than the rest of us.
–Tina Fey is total hotness on the latest cover of EW.
–Ethel Kennedy hopes Taylor Swift will marry her grandson. He’s still a high school junior, right?
–Olivia Munn just joined the New Girl cast as Nick’s new love interest, which may explain his presumptive apology to Jess in this week’s episode.
-Pay attention, everyone! 50 Cent has a four-step plan to stop masturbation.
-Viral proposals tend to be lame city, but I gotta give props to the woman who took her boyfriend on a Scott Pilgrim scavenger hunt around Toronto.
-The trailer for Identity Thief, starring Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy, looks promising.