–Snooki shows off her new baby on the cover of People — and is it just me, or is she also showing off a new nose?
-It’s a match made in hipster hookup heaven: Lena Dunham is dating the guy from that obnoxiously spelled band fun.
-Some Breaking Bad fan actually calculated how much money is in Skyler‘s giant pile.
-Speaking of BB, here’s Aaron Paul‘s high school photo. Amazing.
–Kristen Stewart tells Vogue that she’s not the type of person who thinks, “Okay, I’m really famous, how am I going to conduct myself in public?” Clearly.
-Speaking of KStew, she just landed in Toronto. TIFF has officially started, y’all!
-Meanwhile, Twilight has finally gotten the bad lip-reading treatment.
-Here are some more revelations from that Vanity Fair expose on Tom Cruise, including how stubbornly anti-Scientology Nicole Kidman and Penelope Cruz were.
-Was LeAnn Rimes‘ breakdown caused by rumours that Eddie Cibrian was cheating?
-After some intense investigative journalism, Us Weekly has determined that Taylor Swift‘s new song is indeed about Jake Gyllenhaal. Maybe.
–Katy Perry and John Mayer stepped out together in public again and…wait, WHAT IS HE WEARING?!
-“We think it’s very cool that our anniversary will always be on Canada Day,” says Chad Kroeger of romance with Avril Lavigne. Meanwhile, the rest of our nation collectively agrees to give up the national holiday if they just go away.
-Speaking of Canadian holidays, Alanis Morissette is no fan of Ottawa’s Alanis Morisette Day.
-Getting rick-roll’d by the cast of Mad Men is probably going to be the best thing that happens to you all day.
–Bradley Cooper decided to quit drinking after he deliberately smashed his head into a concrete floor during one party to “prove how tough” he was. Wait, that’s not appropriate party behaviour? I need to rethink my entire TIFF approach!
-I have no idea why Schmidt from New Girl is doing videos for Axe Body Spray, but they’re pretty cute.
-Speaking of New Girl, I don’t think the guys at Fox have really thought this life-sized cutout of Zooey Deschanel through.
–Kim Kardashian believes she’s going to marry Kanye West. Oh goodie.
–Kellie Pickler did an awesome thing by shaving her head in solidarity for her friend with breast cancer.
-The trailer for Jeremy Renner‘s Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters is out. This is really happening? For reals.