–Bill and Giuliana Rancic welcomed their new, regally named son Edward Duke.
-Every time I see a photo of Anne Hathaway’s fiance, I momentarily mistake him for Ryan Gosling. And then I mentally high-five Anne Hathaway.
–Kim Kardashian is tweeting photos of what looks like a wedding dress. Yes, let’s all to that again. Solid plan.
–Breaking Bad’s Besty Brandt talks about how handjobs are windows to the soul on that show.
-Speaking for Breaking Bad, this video made my day.
-Oh goodie. The little kids from Modern Family are now making more than you.
-Ya know, I’ve sang Boyz II Men at karaoke a lot (A LOT!) and never once has one of the band members surprised me with an assist.
–LeAnn Rimes turned 30 and celebrated by entering treatment for “anxiety.” As ridiculous as her requests for privacy are (please, I could pick her belly button out of a lineup thanks to her omnipresent bikini pics), it’s NUTS that haters were calling her.
-TIFF hasn’t even started yet and the celeb sightings are in full swing already. Clare Danesis in town to support hubby Hugh Dancy.
–Alexander Skarsgard is coming to TIFF. He has a week to shape up and look better than this.
-Is there anything Ryan Gosling can’t do? He’s going to direct a movie based on a screenplay he wrote.
-No wonder Emma Stone is turning to Ryan for advise.
-I don’t even know where to start with the latest Lindsay Lohan alleged jewellery theft story, but here we go: Lilo went to a party at millionaire pal Sam Magrid‘s pad. Magrid said he was robbed. Cops initially believed that the thieves were Lindsay’s guests, but then began to suspect Lindsay herself. It didn’t help that she Tweeted a picture of some jewels and sent Magrid a text that said, “I’m sorry. Please pray for me.” She then tried to blame the theft on Suge Knight’s son and/or said she hid jewels around Magrid’s house because she was tripping on Ambien (’cause this story really needed to get even weirder). Then the investigation was dropped because Magrid changed his tune and said no jewels were taken, possibly because he’s obsessed with her. Got all that?
-Also, Lindsay Lohan is suspected of lying to cops in a completely separate case.
-Oh, and because there’s just no end to Lindsay Lohan news, a man the paparazzi labelled as her drug dealer is primed to score a big win in court.
–Taylor Swift is so smitten with Conor Kennedy (whom she’s dated for an entire month) that she sent a private jet to pick him up and deliver him to Nashville, where she’s promoting her new single. His family have no clue when he’ll be home, which seems totally normal for an 18-year-old.
-If you believed those reports of Jennifer Aniston being pregnant and planning a shotgun wedding in Mexico, you’d be wrong. Also, what’s wrong with you?