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August 2012

Kristen Stewart’s Mom Files For Divorce

Kristen Stewart in a scene from Welcome to the Rileys. (Photo: Samuel Goldwyn Films)
Kristen Stewart in a scene from Welcome to the Rileys. (Photo: Samuel Goldwyn Films)

Kristen Stewart’s crappy summer continues. Her mother just filed for divorce from her dad.

John Mayer reportedly broke up with Katy Perry over email. Ouch. It’s bad enough getting dumped, but even worse when it’s coming from

-Meanwhile, Katy is reportedly throwing herself at random businessmen.

Lindsay Lohan is denying reports that she trashed a hotel room. Either way, the Lifetime producers are saying they have no idea why she thought they’d foot her ginormous hotel bill.

-Even Kellan Lutz thought Twilight sucked when he first read it.

Lady Gaga was photoshopped to look thinner on the cover of Vogue, which would only be surprising if you haven’t seen Lady Gaga on the cover of Vogue.

-I love love love that the two who played Kristen Wiig‘s roommates are actual roommates in real life.

Kelly Rutherford may have lost her custody battle yesterday, but at least she’s rocking an awesome purse.

Kate Hudson reportedly thought Lea Michele was a diva on the Glee set. Ya don’t say!

-Meanwhile, here’s a look at the new cast members. ‘Cause that’s what that show needs: more kids we don’t give a crap about.

Megan Fox tries — and fails — to hide her baby bump.

Taylor Launter is showing off his chest hair. All together now: ewww!

-They may not be dating, but Luke Perry and Jennie Garth are making a TV show together. We’ll take it.

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds arrived at the Venice Film Festival today.

-Despite reports, Keith Urban has not officially signed on to American Idol. But he’s close.

-Speaking of Idol, Simon Cowell did something that wasn’t massively horrible.

Julianna Marguiles‘ wig is OUT OF CONTROL in the new season of The Good Wife.

90210’s Kelly and Dylan Deny Real-Life Romance, Crush Our Souls

Jennie Garth (Kelly) and Luke Perry (Dylan) in 90210. (Photo: Fox)
Jennie Garth (Kelly) and Luke Perry (Dylan) in 90210. (Photo: Fox)

-Jennie Garth
and Luke Perry couldn’t just let us believe this story about them reconnecting on the set of their Old Navy commercial, not even for one measly day of ’90s nostalgic bliss? Killjoys!

-Rumour has it that Adele got married this morning, but she says that the rumour is wrong.

-Some stars did actually make it down the aisle though, including X-Men‘s Shawn Ashmore and Bridesmaids’ Chris O’Dowd.

-Speaking of Chris, the trailer for his new movie The Sapphires has landed. My friend got tickets to this but I didn’t; now I might have to reconsider.

-Speaking of TIFF movies, some new clips from Smashed starring Aaron Paul have landed. CANNOT WAIT!

-I usually put as much stock in wedding ring sightings as I do in baby bump rumours, but this blind item has me a little freaked out by recent ring-less photos of Amy Poehler and Will Arnett.

Russell Brand visited Geri Halliwell at her house. Guys, this is really happening!!

-It looks like Justin Theroux has gotten Courteney Cox‘s BFF seal of approval.

-Everyone at Pitchfork felt a little tighter in their pants today when Arcade Fire and The Strokes got together for a charity basketball game.

Holly Madison just announced her pregnancy, and now comes word that her baby daddy is facing jail time.

-The To Do List trailer features Donald Glover, Audrey Plaza, Connie Britton, Scott Porter and pretty much every other awesome NBC star.

-Here’s a sneak peek at the new season of The Walking Dead.

-Speaking of fall TV, the new American Horror Story teaser is super creepy.

Bill and Giuliana Rancic welcomed their new, regally named son Edward Duke.

-Every time I see a photo of Anne Hathaway’s fiance, I momentarily mistake him for Ryan Gosling. And then I mentally high-five Anne Hathaway.

Kim Kardashian is tweeting photos of what looks like a wedding dress. Yes, let’s all to that again. Solid plan.

Breaking Bad’s Besty Brandt talks about how handjobs are windows to the soul on that show.

-Speaking for Breaking Bad, this video made my day.

-Oh goodie. The little kids from Modern Family are now making more than you.

-Ya know, I’ve sang Boyz II Men at karaoke a lot (A LOT!) and never once has one of the band members surprised me with an assist.

LeAnn Rimes turned 30 and celebrated by entering treatment for “anxiety.” As ridiculous as her requests for privacy are (please, I could pick her belly button out of a lineup thanks to her omnipresent bikini pics), it’s NUTS that haters were calling her.

-TIFF hasn’t even started yet and the celeb sightings are in full swing already. Clare Danes is in town to support hubby Hugh Dancy.

Alexander Skarsgard is coming to TIFF. He has a week to shape up and look better than this.

-Is there anything Ryan Gosling can’t do? He’s going to direct a movie based on a screenplay he wrote.

-No wonder Emma Stone is turning to Ryan for advise.

Shia LaBeouf joked about sending in a sex tape for an audition. Please stop.

-Meanwhile, Shia is pouting about feeling left out on the set of Lawless. Aww, muffin!

-What is the point of releasing a Spring Breakers clip if it doesn’t feature James Franco‘s cornrows?!?

Headline of the day: “Kris Humphries Denies Giving Kayla Goldberg Herpes”

-Lady Gaga dressed up like a blackbird because it was a day that ends in ‘y’.

-Holy crap, the guy who plays Simon from Misfits sings too? I’m dying! and Cheryl Cole are fine — if a little bloody — after getting into a car accident.

-MTV just cancelled Jersey Shore. Let us never fist-pump again, mmm-kay?

-Lifetime just released a bunch of new stills from Lindsay Lohan‘s Liz & Dick TV movie. (Why does everyone keep leaving out the ‘TV’ part?) They are even better than I could have hoped for!

Courtney Stodden just turned 18, so of course she’s exploring her porn options. Isn’t the only point of marrying an old dude to avoid that?

Taylor Swift just released a teaser for her new video. Sadly, there is no Jake Gyllenhaal-shaped pinata in sight.

Lindsay Lohan Won’t Face Charges In Alleged Theft‎ Case

Lindsay Lohan in a scene from Glee. (Fox)
Lindsay Lohan in a scene from Glee. (Fox)

-I don’t even know where to start with the latest Lindsay Lohan alleged jewellery theft story, but here we go: Lilo went to a party at millionaire pal Sam Magrid‘s pad. Magrid said he was robbed. Cops initially believed that the thieves were Lindsay’s guests, but then began to suspect Lindsay herself. It didn’t help that she Tweeted a picture of some jewels and sent Magrid a text that said, “I’m sorry. Please pray for me.” She then tried to blame the theft on Suge Knight’s son and/or said she hid jewels around Magrid’s house because she was tripping on Ambien (’cause this story really needed to get even weirder). Then the investigation was dropped because Magrid changed his tune and said no jewels were taken, possibly because he’s obsessed with her. Got all that?

-Also, Lindsay Lohan is suspected of lying to cops in a completely separate case.

-Oh, and because there’s just no end to Lindsay Lohan news, a man the paparazzi labelled as her drug dealer is primed to score a big win in court.

Taylor Swift is so smitten with Conor Kennedy (whom she’s dated for an entire month) that she sent a private jet to pick him up and deliver him to Nashville, where she’s promoting her new single. His family have no clue when he’ll be home, which seems totally normal for an 18-year-old.

-If you believed those reports of Jennifer Aniston being pregnant and planning a shotgun wedding in Mexico, you’d be wrong. Also, what’s wrong with you?

-This report of Russell Brand and Geri Halliwell dating makes me inexplicably, incandescently happy.

-Did you know the first episode of Mindy Kalling‘s new sitcom is already streaming online? ‘Cause it is.

-The executive producer of 30 Rock just tweeted a photo of Liz Lemon holding a baby. What does it all mean?!

Kanye West lawsuit has been dismissed, thanks to Nietzsche. Yeah, that sounds about right.

-There’s lots of talk that those naked photos of Prince Harry are just the tip of the iceberg. Whatever is about to hit, it’s probably way worse than this new photo of him yelling at a cop.

James Franco explains that he’s rich, and that means he can make “pure” art. Huzzah for him.

-Sweet! Sunday night’s Breaking Bad reached record ratings for the series.

-Meanwhile, here’s a great interview with the guy who plays Breaking Bad‘s Mike.

Jimmy Kimmel is no fan of Jay Leno. users responded to Bic’s very dumb ‘For Her’ women’s pens by writing some very clever reviews. Hilarious!

-Sadness: Robert Pattinson is selling his L.A. home. (No word on if the new owners will get the “tainted love nest” discount.)

-Meanwhile, are Robert Pattinson and Rihanna sexting? Probably not.

Michelle Williams has been on casual fashion roll lately, no?

Jack Bauer sure enjoys his cupcakes.

Joshua Jackson talks very eloquently about the working on the final season of Fringe. God bless you, Pacey!

Britney Spears was reportedly ordered by Simon Cowell to put on a bra and take out her hair extensions. I never thought I’d say this, but Simon Cowell deserves a slow clap.

-Sadness: The guy who plays Hershel on Walking Dead has been arrested for DUI.

-Need some new ear candy? You can listen to Bloc Party‘s new album here, and the first single from Benjamin Gibbard‘s first solo record here.

Madonna has explained all of the controversial crap she’s pulled on her current tour. (Because nothing says ‘I don’t give a f***’ like explaining yourself.)

-Um, guys? There’s going to be a Beverly Hills Cop TV show, and Eddie Murphy is involved. Come ON!

Amanda Seyfried stepped out with new boyfriend Jack Bass Desmond Harrington.

Sienna Miller is doing a pretty good job channelling Tippi Hedren in The Girl trailer.