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October 2012

Miley Cyrus Dresses Up as Nicki Minaj

Miley Cyrus tweeted a photo of herself dressed as Nicki Minaj for Halloween. (Twittter.com)
Miley Cyrus tweeted a photo of herself dressed as Nicki Minaj for Halloween. (Twittter.com)

-Celebrity Halloween costume roundup: I have no idea what Jessica Simpson is dressed up as (but I’m pretty sure we’re just supposed to be focusing on her tiny waist anyway), Ellen Degeneres went as Sofia Vergara, and Aziz Ansari gave white boys permission to go as Tom Haverford if they have enough swag. In the end though, it was Miley Cyrus who won Halloween with her Nicki Minaj costume.

-A new clip from Breaking Dawn shows Bella re-learning how to act like a human (marking the first time ever Kristen Stewart has been told she needs to slouch MORE).

–Gene Hackman slapped a homeless man who called his wife a see-you-next-Tuesday, but police have determined it was self-defence.

-Has Taylor Swift moved on to Ed Sheeran? NO! She’s going to break his sweet ginger heart and then write vindictive songs about it!

-Meanwhile, my friend just created the best Taylor Swift cartoon ever.

-Also, TSwifty is giving her best sexy face for Cosmo.

-This promo confirms that Louis CK’s Saturday Night Live show must go on, even after a hurricane.

-Speaking of SNL, Anne Hathaway is set to host with Rihanna as the musical guest.

-Even David Beckham can’t take Adam Levine seriously.

-A sexual battery report has been filed against Cee Lo Green, though he’s vehemently denied the allegations.

-Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler and his fiancée are reportedly on the rocks.

-Every year, a haunted house in Niagara Falls posts photos of people who look like they’re about to pee their pants, and every year they just get better and better.

–Brad Pitt donated $100,000 to fight for marriage equality, but it’s really hard to take the story seriously because it’s accompanied by a still of him in the Chanel ad.

–Lindsay Lohan‘s Twitter account was hacked. How could anyone tell the difference?

-This is amazing! Ashley Greene is complaining that some of the exes “loved publicity.” How did she get through that quote with a straight face?!

-Awww, guys. Look at lil’ Justin Bieber’s biceps!

-It’s the last day to vote for Scandal Sheet in round one of the Canadian Blog Awards. Please vote, won’t y?

–Aaron Paul is back in Los Angeles (and looking hawt!) after shooting A Long Way Down in Spain.

-I don’t know what kind of YouTube rabbit hole just led me to the Easy A bloopers, but I’m grateful.

-Bad news, guys. Nicholas Sparks is working on not one, but three TV projects.

–Kate Moss looks all kinds of great on the cover of Vanity Fair.

-It’s the final nail in the “Gangnam Style” coffin: Glee is paying tribute to it.

Who’d Want to Smell Like Robert Pattinson?

Robert Pattinson in Cosmopolis
Robert Pattinson in Cosmopolis. (eOne)

–Robert Pattinson just signed on to become the new face of Dior’s men’s fragrance. Am I the only one who finds this…odd? After any of my few (admittedly very limited) interactions with him, the first question people asked me about it was always “So, is it true that he smells bad?”  Then again, if rumoured B.O. bomb Brad Pitt can front Chanel No.5, I guess anything’s possible. (For the record, RPattz smells lovely. Kind of like sunshine and promises.)

-In other off-brand celebrity moves, Drew Barrymore is launching a makeup line for Walmart. Well, she does have a new mouth to feed.

–Taylor Swift is currently promoting her ex-relationships new album and during a chat with Katie Couric she inadvertently confirmed speculation that “We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together” is about Jake Gyllenhaal.

-It looks like Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell really did get hitched. They’re now wearing matching rings.

–Madonna just passed up the opportunity to bad mouth Lady Gaga, Beyoncé, Katy Perry, Rihanna and Jennifer Lopez. Is she feeling ok?

-It pays to shell out money for VIP seats at Rihanna‘s concerts. Rumour has it that she’s gifting those fans with diamonds.

–Rainn Wilson announced on Twitter that NBC decided to pass on his Office spinoff,  despite having already shot a pilot. Wow. It’s rare that I applaud network execs for making good decisions, but this deserves a slow clap!

-In other TV news, CityTV got the Twitterverse’s hopes up by posting on their site that they’d start airing new episodes of Community on Nov. 9. Unfortunately, they later changed it to Jan. 11. Tease!

-Reports that Edward Furlong was arrested at LAX for alleged domestic violence is making my inner ’90s teen weep.

–John Krasinski is looking all kinds of right in the new issue of VMAN.

-Is it weird that I find Gwyneth Paltrow to be at her most tolerable when she’s in Spain? Her GOOPiness just goes down easier in another language.

–Jimmy Fallon recorded his cold open outside right before Sandy hit.

-Meanwhile, a bunch of NYC-stranded celebs Tweeted photos of the storm.

–Justin Bieber, Emma Stone and Nick Cannon are all doing some do-goodery by presenting at the TeenNick HALO Awards.

-Also doing good is Ryan Gosling, who made a surprise appearance at a charity event for deaf kids.

-Ok, so what’s going on with this new Britney Spears cover? No, really. (Oh wait, the magazine has since apologized for it.)

–Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux went furniture shopping. And when I say ‘furniture shopping’ what I really mean is ‘posed for an impromptu Smart Water ad.’

–Gossip Girl might have been pre-empted last night because of the storm, but a preview for the next, next episode accidentally aired.

-Strangely, the Die Hard 5 trailer intrigues me, even though it’s ridiculously titled A Good Day to Die Hard. I blame Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Mila Kunis Denies Pregnancy Rumours

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in That 70s Show. (Fox)
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher in That 70s Show. (Fox)

-Despite some dubious belly bump watching, Mila Kunis is not currently carrying Ashton Kutcher‘s spawn.

–Louis CK was forced to cancel his NYC show thanks to the storm, but at least he did it in the classiest way possible.

–Ellie Goulding and Skrillex broke up, relieving us from ever again having to wonder “What the hell is Ellie Goulding doing with Skrillex?”

-In other breakup news, Liam Neeson has reportedly split from his girlfriend.

–George Clooney is working on a WWII movie and he’s cast Cate Blanchett, Daniel Craig, Bill Murray, Jean Dujardin and pretty much everyone else in Hollywood.

-I kind of love that Emma Roberts went to a Halloween party dressed up as her aunt’s character in Pretty Woman.

-Her ex-boyfriend Chord Overstreet also gets bonus points for dressing up like Brad Pitt in the Chanel No. 5 ad.

-I’m not sure why Neil Patrick Harris had to go shirtless to dress up like a vampire, but I’m not complaining.

-In other Halloween costume news, Deryck Whibley dressed up as ex-wife Avril Lavigne, and Chad Kroeger was not amused.

–Joss Whedon thinks Mitt Romney is prepping us for the zombie invasion.

–Nick Jonas has confirmed the song “Wedding Bells” is about Miley Cyrus. Who does he think he is, Taylor Swift?

-I understood Cloud Atlas a teeny tiny bit more after reading Vulture’s guide to the characters’ connections.

–Jennifer Aniston showed a whole lotta cleav at an event this weekend.

–Matt Bomer and Patrick Wilson are set to play astronauts in a new movie? Liftoff now, please!

–Hulk Hogan has settled his sex tape lawsuit against a radio DJ called Bubba the Love Sponge. Weirdest. Sentence. Ever.

–Anderson Cooper‘s daytime talk show just got canned.

-A reporter wrote an open letter to Javier Bardem after their interview ended in a hissy fit.

–Drake (who just received his high school diploma) gave a graduation speech at Toronto’s Jarvis Collegiate Institute last week.

-I’ve stopped watching Glee, but news that they’re planning a Love Actually-style holiday episode might pull me back in.

-A prowler on Tom Cruise‘s estate was arrested and tased — and then revealed to be his drunk neighbour.  Oopsie!

–Justin Bieber just got a huge owl tattooed on his arm. It’s not a hoot.

–Conan O’Brien just tweeted a photo from the set of Arrested Development.

-Was People unhappy with the wedding photos Justin Timberlake sent them?

-A preview for the CW’s Carrie Diaries, the Sex and the City prequel, has landed. I saw the first episode and I thought it was forgettable fluff (and I mean that in the best possible way).